Do you make “dad noises”? (grunts, groans)

My roommate is a steel worker and he’s always sore, so anytime he sits down, gets up, or really does anything, all you hear is
“Hnngh... grr.... agh.... fuck”
I find this reeeaalllyyy funny and like to say that he sounds like a groggy old dad every time he grunts.

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  • It says something about dads, doesn't it?

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    • Definitely does!

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  • I know and it's kinda hot

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  • My dad served two tours in Vietnam, he's 82 years old now, and has had two hip replacements as well as two laminectomies as a result of damage done to his spine after a night jump out of an airplane. You should hear the dad noises that old paratrooper makes. He's so hardcore that I swear if he ever had another chance to get his knees in the breeze again he would.

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  • Sometimes I have Dad-farts.
    You know the ones. They smell like your Dad let loose with one.

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    • How nostalgic... lol

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  • Is this what the military made me into? Literally, sit down grunt. Get up grunt. Taking a tinkle I can still stay silent.

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  • Often because I lift a lot. But never really otherwise.

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  • Yea, my back goes out a fair bit. Gets to the point where I cant even walk. Should have stayed in school longer rather then getting that job that fucked me.

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  • On occasion. But it usually sounds more whimper like

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