Used to it. My name looks very similar to a lunch meat. Any kid with two brain cells to rub together got a nickname. Though I had two other brothers so it wasnt a true nickname until the military.
Obviously. My first name is "Mega" and my last name is "Driver".
I was made in a freak F1 accident, where Ayrton Senna had a drunken fight with Alain Prost and Niki Lauda next to 120NOS bottles. The combined rage and skill of those racing legends fighting and the explosion gave birth to me.
And my purpose in life is to test drive and powerslide every single vehicle ever made!
Jokes aside, Lamborghini have a test pilot named Max Venturi.
Guy has the coolest name and probably the coolest job (Second to astronauts maybe). Powerslide some Lambos, drive like an idiot for a few hours and retire to a yacht party after work, surrounded by beautiful women and great booze. His name fits his lifestyle XD
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Used to it. My name looks very similar to a lunch meat. Any kid with two brain cells to rub together got a nickname. Though I had two other brothers so it wasnt a true nickname until the military.
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"Lloyd Asher Spam"?
That would indeed be a burden for a kid to bear.
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Did you honestly thought my username was my real name?
Stranger danger pervert!
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My username is my real name. I thought everyone's username was their real name?
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Mine’s Skulls N. Roses.
Obviously. My first name is "Mega" and my last name is "Driver".
I was made in a freak F1 accident, where Ayrton Senna had a drunken fight with Alain Prost and Niki Lauda next to 120NOS bottles. The combined rage and skill of those racing legends fighting and the explosion gave birth to me.
And my purpose in life is to test drive and powerslide every single vehicle ever made!
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Mega Driver would actually be a really cool name, but you'd have to be cool to pull it off. It's a lot of pressure.
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Jokes aside, Lamborghini have a test pilot named Max Venturi.
Guy has the coolest name and probably the coolest job (Second to astronauts maybe). Powerslide some Lambos, drive like an idiot for a few hours and retire to a yacht party after work, surrounded by beautiful women and great booze. His name fits his lifestyle XD
I think most people thought this, I did until you said it was actually the name of your novel’s protagonist.
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More of a lancer to the protagonist.
gabbagool?