Do you like it in or out

I hooked up with this guy and anyway things were flowing along and then he went on all fours on the bed, stuck his bum up towards me and said “do you like it in or out, in or out?” as he pushed his butthole in and out several times. I was quite taken aback. I noticed a bad smell and felt a bit sick seeing it popping in and out like that and I said “neither”. There was an uncomfortable silence for some time. I mean I’ve never really had to think about what I prefer. I honestly don’t have a preference about this kind of thing. Is this normal? Was it rude of me to say that?

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Based on 57 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Mammal-lover

    Highly unlikely story unless it's a grinder hook up

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  • litelander8

    😂 Honesty is the best policy.

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  • Tommythecaty

    🤮🤮🤮

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  • CountessDouche

    Wahahahahahaha omg hahahahahaha

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ewwwwwww, yuck and grosssss

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  • bigbudchonga

    Wtf. Idk if you're a troll, but if you are, you've got a pretty nice formula going on. This is the kind of thing that's absurd enough to believe, but not so crazy as to chase you away.

    That's weird as fuck, dude. Maybe he wanted you to peg him or something? Maybe he was just showing his arse off to you. Why the fuck didn't he wash it properly though? No one wants to see a shitty arse.

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    • Lol who said was shitty? It wasn’t shitty 😂 I said I noticed a bad smell but was t necessarily shit.

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  • Preschoolgamer

    Keep it in definitely

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  • Inkmaster

    That's just weird.

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  • gregjm

    I would find a new bf

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  • Exxd

    you shouldve licked the shit out ngl

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  • Mcochik

    Odd I usually like the smell of chicks butts after a long day it’s not a shit smell just the smell of dirty ass such a turn on ... speaking from my own experience from myself I can’t imagine guys asses smelling great lol if you are into butt stuff tell him to give a good cleaning first good luck

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  • raisinbran

    poke it with a pencil

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  • ItsTheSquidMan

    At that point I think you should see what other kind of tricks he can do.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Qhahahahahah this is good trolling

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    • This actually happened. It may be outside your own experiences but I’ve had a lot of weird things happen. I do tend to go to places that most normal people wouldn’t.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Ok but IF you had to choose....
        ...in or out?

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  • Bassmachine

    Does he shave his butthole or was it hairy?😂

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    • PleaseTalkToMe

      Eww

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  • EnglishLad

    That's hysterically funny tbh.

    I'd love it if he'd said he wanted you to "blow him off", and so then you said that to him and totally killed his boner.

    "How's that for blowing you off, biatch?!" *storms out of room*

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  • Boojum

    You don't find a rectal prolapse hawt?

    What a weirdo!

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  • XYXY

    What was he pushing in and out of his butt?

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    • He was squeezing his sphincter in then pushing it out

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