Put your mouth back on the Queen Mother's shriveled tit and take your finger off the Shift button when you type.
Realize that, if the USA does go to hell in a hand-basket you will have an illegal immigration problem the likes of which will pulverize your bowels on a nightly fucking basis. You won't be able to tell the Americans from the Canadians...and given our bulldog-ish tendencies, you'll soon find yourself out-maneuvered by the World's Best Bullies in your own economic playground.
Realize that if we actually did have a National Socialist dictator in office, you wouldn't be speaking as a Canadian. You wouldn't be speaking at all since, as second class citizens of the United Imperial States of the Americas (and yes, we could) you'd be scrubbing shit off the toilets of our roach motels and being beaten by our Crack Whores and Methheads on a nightly basis for opening your mouth to even breathe.
So thank whatever snow god you pray to and sacrifice a moose, a wheel of cheese and your prettiest cankle ridden virgin in the hopes that WE DON'T FAIL.
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Put your mouth back on the Queen Mother's shriveled tit and take your finger off the Shift button when you type.
Realize that, if the USA does go to hell in a hand-basket you will have an illegal immigration problem the likes of which will pulverize your bowels on a nightly fucking basis. You won't be able to tell the Americans from the Canadians...and given our bulldog-ish tendencies, you'll soon find yourself out-maneuvered by the World's Best Bullies in your own economic playground.
Realize that if we actually did have a National Socialist dictator in office, you wouldn't be speaking as a Canadian. You wouldn't be speaking at all since, as second class citizens of the United Imperial States of the Americas (and yes, we could) you'd be scrubbing shit off the toilets of our roach motels and being beaten by our Crack Whores and Methheads on a nightly basis for opening your mouth to even breathe.
So thank whatever snow god you pray to and sacrifice a moose, a wheel of cheese and your prettiest cankle ridden virgin in the hopes that WE DON'T FAIL.