Do you have some funny story about sex or masturbation to share?

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The title says it all. I have one, not funny, but awkward... In my first sexy time I was taking a bit time sometimes to plug it in my gf vag. And then I blew up 2 condoms (not on her). 1week later she said that she was feeling sick and that she would make blood test, and became negative for pregnancy.

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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago | pl

    What was the funny part, the way it was written?

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    • Abartho750TC
      8 years ago | pl

      learn how to read

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago | pl

        If you are the OP I would suggest learning how to write.

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        • Abartho750TC
          8 years ago | pl

          " I have one, not funny, but awkward" . I said that it was not funny... and it is normal for me to write sometimes badly because I am from a country that its native language is not english

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          • VinnyB
            8 years ago | pl

            If you know your writing is terrible why would you blame the reader and say it is the reader who can't read?

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            • Abartho750TC
              8 years ago | pl

              it is not terrible, it is understandable, right? I wrote that the situation was not funny.

              Me: " I have one [story] , not funny, but awkward..."
              You : " What was the funny part , the way it was written ?"

              Not my "fault" there. You misunderstood, it happens with everyone.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago | pl

    That's not funny .-.

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  • postmanlover
    8 years ago | pl

    well wehenver people talk about mail things i practically cream my panties

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    • Arm0se
      8 years ago | pl

      Sounds hot o.o

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    • Darkoil
      8 years ago | pl

      That's a new one on me. I'd love for you to actually explain that fetish.

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      • postmanlover
        8 years ago | pl

        fetish by association. I think a lot of autistic people have strange sexuality like that (Objectophile). And so when getting excited about an obsession ", instead of feeling it mentally, it is fealt physically.it started that I have a crush on the postman from a video game, so now whenver I see soemthing related I think of him and it makes me happy, but felt physically instead.

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago | pl

    After blowing them up, did you at least twist them into a dog?

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