Do you have any bad childhood memories?

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  • No my life was unrealistically perfect. I was floating on clouds and sliding on rainbows. I rode a kind herbivore dinosaur to school which actually took place at Chuckie Cheese and had no academic classes whatsoever. My parents were robots and fed me ice cream every night for dinner and I didn't have a bedtime. I was a millionaire and I lived in a mansion with every toy you could imagine and I had a pool filled with chocolate pudding in my 3000000000000000 square feet backyard. None of my childhood friends neglected me, I got straight A's, my parents never grounded me and my life was better than you could ever possibly imagine. I had a great childhood.

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    • And then you woke up and realized that you are smoking a green plant.

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