Do you have a secret, double life to fulfill your sexual needs?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    The sound of an overweight middle aged man wheezing mid thrust
    The sight of a hairy crack slowly falling and rising illuminated by the cascading light from a car headlight as you feel the springs sag in the back of a Vauxhall estate.

    And people say romance is dead

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago | pl

      I just read that imaging the voice of David Attenborough narrating a nature program.

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    • Freedom_
      8 years ago | pl

      Haha!

      People do it in their cars here, but not in forests and our "dogging sites", in comparison, would just be your best friend's driveway.

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