Don't you know? Biscuits turn squirrels into sock stealing gorillas twelve hours after consumption! Are you trying to deprive us all of our socks? Without them the insides of our shoes will smell like moldy potato chips! I don't have enough Febreeze for all those shoes!
Do you have a secret, double life to fulfill your sexual needs?
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Don't you know? Biscuits turn squirrels into sock stealing gorillas twelve hours after consumption! Are you trying to deprive us all of our socks? Without them the insides of our shoes will smell like moldy potato chips! I don't have enough Febreeze for all those shoes!