Do you have a secret, double life to fulfill your sexual needs?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    Truth is, those who've paid attention on similar posts about sex will think they know about my sexual experience but actually,

    I'm a dedicated furry/dogger

    I'm a big bear called papa discobiscuits

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      I know disco biscuit is another word for ecstasy, but it also sounds like a warm, buttered biscuit that was colored rainbow with food coloring. Great, now I want buttered biscuits. Thanks. lol

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        Hmmm food play?

        Why I hadn't considered it, I'll have to bring it up at the next quarterly squirrel Chase ball

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          Don't you know? Biscuits turn squirrels into sock stealing gorillas twelve hours after consumption! Are you trying to deprive us all of our socks? Without them the insides of our shoes will smell like moldy potato chips! I don't have enough Febreeze for all those shoes!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago | pl

        I always thought it were a big ole blocka cocaine

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          Sounds unappetizing. A block of fudge sounds tasty right now though. Yummy! :)

          It's also a slang word for cocaine? I remember being taught that it was slang for ecstasy.

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago | pl

      What is a dogger?

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        Might just be a UK expression,

        They're basically strange people who meet strangers at " dogging " sites in forests etc and all have sex with each other in the cars

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        • Freedom_
          8 years ago | pl

          We need that in America! Sounds romantic.

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            8 years ago | pl

            The sound of an overweight middle aged man wheezing mid thrust
            The sight of a hairy crack slowly falling and rising illuminated by the cascading light from a car headlight as you feel the springs sag in the back of a Vauxhall estate.

            And people say romance is dead

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            • VirgilManly
              8 years ago | pl

              I just read that imaging the voice of David Attenborough narrating a nature program.

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            • Freedom_
              8 years ago | pl

              Haha!

              People do it in their cars here, but not in forests and our "dogging sites", in comparison, would just be your best friend's driveway.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago | pl

      What does it mean?

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