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    I eat nothing but hot Italian sausage on hoagie rolls with tons of garlic, peppers, and onions, so we’re talking about a very fragrant, viscous, paradoxically appetizing pantload of ass-mortar here. Heavy. Thick. Slow to adapt in shape, but conforming closely to the contours of the cheeks, the grundle and the ballbag.
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      • The one who is commonly referred to in the first person in relation to the human being this thought is occurring in has appeared to have made an amount of protein-dense food item that has undergone the process of unlocking an increased amount of nutrients for digestion be defeated by the force of nature commonly known as the fundamental force of gravitational attraction, into said person’s (who will be henceforth known as “the observer”) awaiting pelvic area, while at the same time having the observer’s visual attention nearly fully directed at a screen that had a visual projection of a moving picture known to the general public as “Cars 2”. In response to this event, a fellow member of the human race who’s skin contained a far higher amount of the pigment Melanin than the observer’s had appeared to have found a level of hilarity that was above the normal amount for the emotions of the individual and in response created the sentence of “this nigga eating beans” to which the rest of the audience in the establishment hosting the feature film in the large viewing room created a noise to display their own perception of the amusement of the entire situation.

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