do you give to charity and how often and why or why not?

Please sir, have pity. Perchance a day may come when I may draw breath without the sweet, sweet sustenance of attention, but for now it is necessary for survival. Without it my withered body will desiccate like a pear left in the sun, and all that will be left is a pile of ashen sadness. What you call "trolling" is my only means to live. I beseech thee once more... have pity, sir. Have pity.