Do you fold or scrunch the toilet paper before use?

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  • I rip off a 3 foot long piece and pull it through my ass cheeks like dental floss

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  • Scrunch it, fuck wasting time on bullshit like folding TP. I'm not on the can long enough to be folding it anyway.

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    • I actually find that scrunching puts more volume of paper between your butt and hand... I tried folding once and felt too "near" my arse... hahaah

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    • I know right? I don't see why ppl would waste their time folding especially for just wiping their ass.

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  • I fold twice before using (It's 2-ply).
    There must be at lest 8 layers between my hand and my arse.

    Also... Check this out... (now that you mentioned origami)
    https://encrypted.google.com/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=toilegami&oq=toilegami&aq=f&aqi=g3g-K1&aql=&gs_l=hp.3..0l3j0i30.1711.4026.0.4625.9.6.0.3.3.0.282.1467.2-6.6.0...0.0.THPSQCqGN2U&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=6575178f678da882&biw=1876&bih=924

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    • that's cool, origami tp!

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    • Oh my god. That actually exists!? o.O

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  • I fold a toilet paper crane, make a wish, then wipe my ass with it. It's a very lengthy process.

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    • Next time, float some candles in your toilet and make some TP lanterns. Make your wish as you flush. That would be beautiful.

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  • I fold. I always feel like if I scrunch it then I don't really know where the paper is and I might get my hand dirty.

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  • I always fold. I feel like the scrunch method would be easier to mess up, and I would get shat on my hand!

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  • Currently the toilet roll holder is broken so I sort of roll it around my hand. Prior to that, it was folding.

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  • I fold it. But I've never origamied it. I want to try it now.

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    • it's very hard to make TP into oragami...it isn't very stiff

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    • Go for it! :D

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  • I honestly don't know. As long as it does the job.

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  • I pull a really long piece and scrunch. This way I don't get shat on my hand and I have more cushin. I'm a toilet paper waster :3

    Sorry trees...

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  • I use my hand. Then flush it.

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  • I roll it off the roll and onto my hand, like a fork twirling spaghetti. Then, I wipe and repeat the process. I'll only fold if I'm starting to run out of toilet paper.

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  • I learned something today...

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  • who has time to fold? Just scrunch, wipe, and go.

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  • I can't believe how many people scrunch it. Must be mostly men. Cause anybody who scrunches it has a dirty ass lol folding it is the only way to go. I wrap it around my hand untill I got alot and wipe untill there is only white lol

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  • I just grab it and pull till the roll is bare lol

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  • scrunch.

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  • I actually did origami it once, now that you mention it.

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  • Hmmm, colour me intrigued. I shall have to attempt TP origami...

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  • yes

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  • Apparently there are more men on this site than women given that women usually scrunch and men fold.

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  • Normal I fold it. If I'm in a hurry I scrunch it and if I'm taking my time enjoying myself, I origami it. Though, they don't work well, there just pretty ;)

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  • Fold.

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  • Scientists fold so they can correctly calculate tensile strength. Everything is an experiment with me. :)

    Oh, and you should see how I used to make coffee. It involved a baking tray, a splash guard, and a great height.

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  • I just use it as is, it is two ply.

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  • Ugh, scrunchers are disgusting.

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