omg finaly! my boyfriend does the same thing! whats ur bf name mine says the same thing! yesterday we were watching a movie and he siad let me see ur hand (he does this often) and every time i think he will kiss it but everytime he has to fart he says let me see ur hand and i fall for it every time so he grabs my hand and farts on it, he farted on it for 5 minutes straight! and hes really strong so when i try to move my hand i cant cuz hes so strong and that night he had five huge bowls of chili from el polo loco and it smelled horriable and i said eww and hes like if u love me u love my farts, smells, and burps and then he burped and blew it on me and he tells his friends thats what i do to him so when ever he has a party (im the only girl) they all think its ok to let loose cuz they think i do it to him and when were out in public he bames it on me and like yells omg ashlynn that smells horriable that was one heck of a fart! and everyone stares at me so i tell my parents about him and how hes so much like my 12 year old brother and they just laugh and say thats histerical!
Do you find my boyfriends' habit disgusting?!
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omg finaly! my boyfriend does the same thing! whats ur bf name mine says the same thing! yesterday we were watching a movie and he siad let me see ur hand (he does this often) and every time i think he will kiss it but everytime he has to fart he says let me see ur hand and i fall for it every time so he grabs my hand and farts on it, he farted on it for 5 minutes straight! and hes really strong so when i try to move my hand i cant cuz hes so strong and that night he had five huge bowls of chili from el polo loco and it smelled horriable and i said eww and hes like if u love me u love my farts, smells, and burps and then he burped and blew it on me and he tells his friends thats what i do to him so when ever he has a party (im the only girl) they all think its ok to let loose cuz they think i do it to him and when were out in public he bames it on me and like yells omg ashlynn that smells horriable that was one heck of a fart! and everyone stares at me so i tell my parents about him and how hes so much like my 12 year old brother and they just laugh and say thats histerical!
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Your writing is professional
*manures his shorts full*