Do you fart when you have sex?

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A girl's visiting us from Amherst so she can see her boyfriend who's in school here in the city. My roommate and I let them have the place yesterday for privacy. Around 11PM I needed to get some stuff so I poked my head in. But not before knocking and making a lot of noise as I was walking into my room.

I opened the door and BAAAAAAAM!!!! Waaaaaaarffffffffspspspspspt!!! O ... M ... G!!!!

It was sensory overload. This girl and her hairy-ass (literally) boyfriend sounded like they were processing some rotten enchiladas. I mean, I have NEVER heard that many and that loud and that loooooong farts before! The only thing worse was the smell! I'm not kidding. I think the odor bleached my hair.

Needless to say, I got the hell outta there FAST and didn't return 'til tonight. And the tooting horns are gone.

But my roommate says it's very common for people to fart when they have sex. So.... Is it?

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  • Paigiepoo
    7 years ago | pl

    Eating magic mushrooms, sex farts

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    I've heard about ppl doing it but I don't think I've ever seen it in person and I never would do it myself. I will go to the restroom if I feel like I'm going to have gas. Sharing what the inside of your digestive tract smells like with others is disgusting.

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  • eatmetoo
    7 years ago | pl

    The air escaping from my pussy makes noise. If the dick is big enough to fill the hole the air has to escape somehow.

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  • dytrog
    7 years ago | pl

    Pussies make fart sounds when they are getting a good fucking. I've never butt fucked one that had a ass fart while being fucked there.

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago | pl

    I try not to fart when I fuck.

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  • ATEBEFORESEVEN
    7 years ago | pl

    They are called cunt farts

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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago | pl

    No

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