We only ever get people from Gas or Electric companies coming round trying to offer us the 'best deal' (get us in a long contract and collect their commission).
I'd quite like some weedy guy in a suit to come round and try and convince me that ZASPLAT! spray is the best cleaning product around... Look at how it tackles grease and grime! You could even use it on your face in the mornings! And if it all gets too much, put that cyanide pill down Mr man! Just gulp some of this and drift off into pleasant convulsions and foaming at the mouth, no more worries!
ZASPLAT! The multi-purpose cleaner! Dirt be gone, just 1..2..ZASPLAT!
Do you ever get any door-to-door salesmen anymore these days?
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We only ever get people from Gas or Electric companies coming round trying to offer us the 'best deal' (get us in a long contract and collect their commission).
I'd quite like some weedy guy in a suit to come round and try and convince me that ZASPLAT! spray is the best cleaning product around... Look at how it tackles grease and grime! You could even use it on your face in the mornings! And if it all gets too much, put that cyanide pill down Mr man! Just gulp some of this and drift off into pleasant convulsions and foaming at the mouth, no more worries!
ZASPLAT! The multi-purpose cleaner! Dirt be gone, just 1..2..ZASPLAT!