I'm actually the partial cyborg emperor of the Xupiczyy league of intelligent preserved and canned peaches from the year 2736. I'm only here now because of a temporal anomaly created by one of our experimental new weapons against our rival empire, the pickled carrots of Dykaragnor.
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong time period?.
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I'm actually the partial cyborg emperor of the Xupiczyy league of intelligent preserved and canned peaches from the year 2736. I'm only here now because of a temporal anomaly created by one of our experimental new weapons against our rival empire, the pickled carrots of Dykaragnor.