Alright, look, we all know that the illuminati are real. What you all don't seem to know though is their true makeup. Allow me to explain.
WWE superstars. Don't stop reading, hang with me now. You see, they're all immortal Viking warriors summoned from Saturn to help Vince McMahon and the American government take over the world. They are assisted by reptoids, who lust only after gold which makes them immortal. The Brittish royal family is a prominent example. So how it works out is this: the immortal saturn Vikings that entertain us with fine physical and REAL combat sports every Monday and Friday night will subjugate the population, while the reptoids from Altair 6 use us as slave labor to mine their gold. Then Jesus comes back and suplexes the Saturn Vikings and engages in a massive intergalactic space battle with the reptoids, who are commanded by prince Charles. Dennis Rodman, acting commander of reptoid forces on the ground, will be overrun by a human coalition led in the field by John Lovitz, using advanced sonic weaponry designed to burst reptoid eardrums. Deaf and defeated, they will scuttle back to the stars.
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Alright, look, we all know that the illuminati are real. What you all don't seem to know though is their true makeup. Allow me to explain.
WWE superstars. Don't stop reading, hang with me now. You see, they're all immortal Viking warriors summoned from Saturn to help Vince McMahon and the American government take over the world. They are assisted by reptoids, who lust only after gold which makes them immortal. The Brittish royal family is a prominent example. So how it works out is this: the immortal saturn Vikings that entertain us with fine physical and REAL combat sports every Monday and Friday night will subjugate the population, while the reptoids from Altair 6 use us as slave labor to mine their gold. Then Jesus comes back and suplexes the Saturn Vikings and engages in a massive intergalactic space battle with the reptoids, who are commanded by prince Charles. Dennis Rodman, acting commander of reptoid forces on the ground, will be overrun by a human coalition led in the field by John Lovitz, using advanced sonic weaponry designed to burst reptoid eardrums. Deaf and defeated, they will scuttle back to the stars.
Bam. Illuminati.