Santa is mother fucking terrifying. A morbidly obese, old man who lives in an icy castle and enslaves midgets and hooved mammals, who breaks into your house once a year, via the roof, only to steal food and sneak gifts to underaged children after secretly stalking them all year, and keeping a list. Scariest fucking story ever. I need to believe it's not true if I'm to sleep at night.
do you believe in Santa?
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Santa is mother fucking terrifying. A morbidly obese, old man who lives in an icy castle and enslaves midgets and hooved mammals, who breaks into your house once a year, via the roof, only to steal food and sneak gifts to underaged children after secretly stalking them all year, and keeping a list. Scariest fucking story ever. I need to believe it's not true if I'm to sleep at night.
You better watch out. You better not cry.
Nope...