Do you always fart when you pee?

Farting is something that requires an anus of which I do not have :)

I pee out of my ass and fart out of my cunt

Sometimes, because if I have gas in there and don't feel it, peeing forces it out. Also, if I have to pee and fart, I can't let the fart out without nearly pissing myself.

My dad farts when he pees in the morning. I can hear it through the wall and it's always at least ten seconds long.

On occasion, yes.

Such things should not be discussed.

Often fart right before or right after. But farting and peeing simultaneously, you must concentrate to avoid anal leakage lol

I used to when I drank a lot of beer in public. If I drank beer in private, it didn't happen. Now I rarely drink beer in either public or private. Probably only once in the last six months.

I had a theory about the public beer drinking and farting thing, by the way. I was generally sitting on a stool and so quite crunched up. Going to the toilets puts your digestive system in a relaxed state and probably allows movement of air.