Do people know I'm thinking about sex?

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  • dappled
    10 years ago | pl

    And if you could see my scowly face right now, you probably... would still make those jokes.

    I don't know how many guys you've lined up this time but tell them to avoid the eyes. I swear you told that last lot that it was target practice. I may be a Taurean but that doesn't make them bull's eyes.

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    • VioletTrees
      10 years ago | pl

      Dammit, dappled, we can't afford to provide equipment every time. If you want safety goggles, you're going to have to buy them yourself.

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        But, but, I brought mine last time and that man insisted his ejaculate upon me with such vigour he knocked them clean off of my face. And my eyebrow has only just grown back too.

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