Some interesting facts about pigeons you probably don't know:
Pigeons and pirates are much the same
Insofar as they often only have one foot
And a P I at the start of their name (like piano)
You get them in Africa, China and Spain
In all kinds of shapes and sizes
Though popular culture tends to favour the white ones (doves...Johnny Depp)
And you can feed them bread (yeah they both eat bread)
And you can tuck their head under their arm and they'll fall instantly to sleep
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons say coo and pirates can thrive
In countries where coups have been staged
Plus they'll explode if they eat too much rice (stick with bread)
They live what appear to be chaotic lives
But are actually governed by a complex code of honour
Laid down by a high council, who meet twice a year in absolute secrecy (that's why you've never heard of it)
And try as you might, you'll never quite
Manage to kick one
And though you see them a lot,
Sometimes you'll spot a freakishly big one!
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates are spelled with the same
number of letters
Unless of course pigeons is spelled with a d
When reproducing, they mate face to face
But they never kiss
In their culture, it's looked on as a sign of weakness (no one likes a bitch pigeon)
And they're not allowed to vote (just let them vote)
And you can buy them hats
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
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Some interesting facts about pigeons you probably don't know:
Pigeons and pirates are much the same
Insofar as they often only have one foot
And a P I at the start of their name (like piano)
You get them in Africa, China and Spain
In all kinds of shapes and sizes
Though popular culture tends to favour the white ones (doves...Johnny Depp)
And you can feed them bread (yeah they both eat bread)
And you can tuck their head under their arm and they'll fall instantly to sleep
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons say coo and pirates can thrive
In countries where coups have been staged
Plus they'll explode if they eat too much rice (stick with bread)
They live what appear to be chaotic lives
But are actually governed by a complex code of honour
Laid down by a high council, who meet twice a year in absolute secrecy (that's why you've never heard of it)
And try as you might, you'll never quite
Manage to kick one
And though you see them a lot,
Sometimes you'll spot a freakishly big one!
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates are spelled with the same
number of letters
Unless of course pigeons is spelled with a d
When reproducing, they mate face to face
But they never kiss
In their culture, it's looked on as a sign of weakness (no one likes a bitch pigeon)
And they're not allowed to vote (just let them vote)
And you can buy them hats
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.
Pigeons and pirates, pigeons and pirates, same thing.