Fine, you got me... This is why us men take so long when taking a dump.
We don't browse facebook, or look at stuff online to pass the time, we are desperately searching for our asses! It's like the damn thing moves every time I go into the bathroom!
On a more serious note, it's like tiktok has become the new buzzfeed or huffington post... Total nonsense, but with a cult following.
Huff post article with instructions for locating the illusive anus is something I would bookmark, not gonna lie.
It appears the retards have migrated to new pastures. Flocking on an app that gives chunky teenagers a platform to lip sync bieber songs makes sense. I like that it's now being innudadated with medical factoids like the truth that men have no idea where their buttholes are.
Sex between gay men must be like throwing darts in the dark. It's a miracle it happens at all since no one has any idea where the vacinity of the male butthole even is. Is it behind your ear? The world will never know.
Do men know where their buttholes are?
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Stop.
Lying.
I saw you swiping your left eye with toilet paper.
Then inexplicably going towards your belly button in a futile attempt to locate your poop chute.
This is why I get all my information from tiktok. It's scientificly accurate.
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Fine, you got me... This is why us men take so long when taking a dump.
We don't browse facebook, or look at stuff online to pass the time, we are desperately searching for our asses! It's like the damn thing moves every time I go into the bathroom!
On a more serious note, it's like tiktok has become the new buzzfeed or huffington post... Total nonsense, but with a cult following.
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Huff post article with instructions for locating the illusive anus is something I would bookmark, not gonna lie.
It appears the retards have migrated to new pastures. Flocking on an app that gives chunky teenagers a platform to lip sync bieber songs makes sense. I like that it's now being innudadated with medical factoids like the truth that men have no idea where their buttholes are.
Sex between gay men must be like throwing darts in the dark. It's a miracle it happens at all since no one has any idea where the vacinity of the male butthole even is. Is it behind your ear? The world will never know.
No worries, dude.
Butt darts is trending. By the middle of next week it will be old news.