My cookies are made with love and that special something that only a vagina can provide, moe moe. I'll make them with big old chunks of Cadbury milk chocolate whilst looking sexy in an apron. Do you look sexy in an apron!?!? DO YOU!? I fucking bet not! I will own your cookies!
Your rat, RAT is awesomeness by the way, you crazy fuck.
And you fuck tinder skanks- that's not even sex...it's the equivalent of dipping your junk in a clogged garbage disposal, thirsty bitch.
Hey, online dating isn't bad so long as they aren't any older then 22 infact the last chick I banged her pussy was so tight I resisted after I stuck it in looking down and then up at her. It turned out her fatass husband whom she married hadn't fucked her in years anyones guess as to why. I like my variety.
Is that breast milk you use in your cookies, that's what I imagined when you describe yourself in an apron and yes with that in mind I'd try your cookies. But only a double blind taste test can determine the winner thou
Even moderately ugly woman usually wont have a problem getting laid provided they aren't disgustingly fat or have terrible hygiene and/or diseases, so what the fuck is your point?
You women just get a negative reputation for behaving like that. And guess what? That's never going to change, no matter how much women's lib bullshit gets thrown out by the media.
Yup, that's right, no matter how much political correctness and other liberal bullshit gets thrown out there women will NEVER be equal to men.
But dont worry, you're a big girl, you can handle it.
Do men and women behave or act differently?
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I haven't a problem getting laid and I bet your cookies aren't made from scratch like mine
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My cookies are made with love and that special something that only a vagina can provide, moe moe. I'll make them with big old chunks of Cadbury milk chocolate whilst looking sexy in an apron. Do you look sexy in an apron!?!? DO YOU!? I fucking bet not! I will own your cookies!
Your rat, RAT is awesomeness by the way, you crazy fuck.
And you fuck tinder skanks- that's not even sex...it's the equivalent of dipping your junk in a clogged garbage disposal, thirsty bitch.
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Hey, online dating isn't bad so long as they aren't any older then 22 infact the last chick I banged her pussy was so tight I resisted after I stuck it in looking down and then up at her. It turned out her fatass husband whom she married hadn't fucked her in years anyones guess as to why. I like my variety.
Is that breast milk you use in your cookies, that's what I imagined when you describe yourself in an apron and yes with that in mind I'd try your cookies. But only a double blind taste test can determine the winner thou
thanks/rat
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Breast milk cookies...hmm, there's an idea.
Good story moe...I do love it when you regale us with nonsensical tales of your filthy interwebz skanks.
Even moderately ugly woman usually wont have a problem getting laid provided they aren't disgustingly fat or have terrible hygiene and/or diseases, so what the fuck is your point?
You women just get a negative reputation for behaving like that. And guess what? That's never going to change, no matter how much women's lib bullshit gets thrown out by the media.
Yup, that's right, no matter how much political correctness and other liberal bullshit gets thrown out there women will NEVER be equal to men.
But dont worry, you're a big girl, you can handle it.
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Oh, for fucks sake. Grow a sense of humor. I was obviously joking.
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Oh, for shit sake so was I! Grow a sense of humor you silly woman and be thankful we men let you have the rights you do today.
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Thank god I have the right to set the dial on my oven without getting slapped! High five for the gift of responsibility, mankind.
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Don't forget who built the oven in the first place!