Do ladies poop faster than guys

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so guys can pee in like 30 seconds whereas it takes girls a few minutes, but it seems like girls have the upperhand on pooping, when it takes girls about 5 minutes and it seems to take guys like a half hour to take a dump. what you think?

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago | pl

    I can't speak for everyone, but for me there's usually more ceremony behind the deuce. I bring in a magazine or book with me, so it does end up being a while longer, but not for defacatory reasons.

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  • Dulse.
    8 years ago | pl

    It all depends on the size of the tortoise. The hard outer shell is key.

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  • Penny_Trated
    8 years ago | pl

    I'm a girl, and I have to basis to form a conclusion. I have never observed a viable cross-section of the male population taking a poop...or any dudes for that matter.

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  • exotiqa
    8 years ago | pl

    Well I'm sorry I couldn't answer, but I seem not to track the time it takes me to SHIT.

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  • pixie44
    8 years ago | pl

    Only if you've done anal. It all just falls out. xoxo

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