Do i sound smart..... or not really?

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I'm 25, and honestly I do not know what 2 plus 2 is. I figured out that 1 plus 1 is probably 3, I think. But I honestly have no idea what 2 plus 2 is. I also cannot for the life of me figure out how to get my shoes on the right feet, I mean WTF? How do people figure this shit out? I'm a really smart guy, but I just can't figure certain stuff out. It's weird. What is 2 plus 2 by the way? Also, I took an IQ test the other day and got a score of 31. Is that good or not really?

Also, what's with the whole thing about tying your shoes? I just don't understand the purpose of the laces, yet when I walk around with the laces sticking out, people look at me like I'm from Mars. And how the fuck are you supposed to tie them? I just don't understand! What could be wrong with me? As for what 2 plus 2 is, I'm going to guess 100. Is that right?

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  • Tato
    4 years ago | pl

    You seem intelligent, if you ask me.

    As for 2+2, it's quite simple; if 1+1=3, then 2+2=6. And shoe laces are only to be used when your shoes are too big, but if they fit, no need to tie em.

    BTW, scoring 31 is something to be proud of. Well done!

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Go get you some cookies, and milk then it's back under the bridge for you.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Your I.Q. score means you’re profoundly retarded, but I see light in the fact that you’re asking questions, although it may be challenging for you to understand the answer.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Well, ya mum thinks you are smart. All mothers think their child is smart

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Everything you said is right. No need to worry.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    ive worked with a buncha phds who cant tie their own shoes either

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago

      Some of them can’t even drive either....

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago

        its really pathetic how inept some extremely smart people are

        im talkin fully employed scientists too not art phds

        i watched one feller for a week heat up water on the top burner on a bunn coffeemaker for tea

        it took 45 minutes of him sittin and waitin and still werent really hot enough

        finally i got so sicka watchin this idiot i hadta point out the hot water tap on the sidea the coffeemaker

        fucker still triedta high hand me too

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago

          I have a friend who’s going for a masters in political science, but sucks at driving. He asked me what side of the median he should on (in the US, right of median.) lol, well actually it is t funny as it is more concerning.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    Troll

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    la li lu le lo

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Definitely smarter than the idiots that run the EU parliament, most politicians, or the fridays for future retards that's for sure...

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  • brutus
    4 years ago

    2+2 is 22, also 1+1 is 11 not 3, its all so easy!!

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    I have no clue what 2 + 2 is.
    I do know that 1 + 1 = 1 though. I used to think it equaled 2 but I learned in a song that one and one don't make two. One and one make one.

    Go right about the 2:00 mark and he explains this.

    The Who - Bargain
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NWjVJvnhCI

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