Yep - usually when we're all stood in a line at the urinals in public toilets.
Every man has a special pocket penis ruler, handed down to him by his father. When all the girls go off to the bathroom together to do their make-up, snort coke and gossip, men go to the bathroom to measure their penises.
For he who has the biggest, there's an unspoken rule that he gets to slap the guy with the smallest in the face with his massive trouser snake.
Do guys actually measure their dicks?
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We normally do a side by side comparison
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Yep - usually when we're all stood in a line at the urinals in public toilets.
Every man has a special pocket penis ruler, handed down to him by his father. When all the girls go off to the bathroom together to do their make-up, snort coke and gossip, men go to the bathroom to measure their penises.
For he who has the biggest, there's an unspoken rule that he gets to slap the guy with the smallest in the face with his massive trouser snake.
It's fine as long as you say No Homo.
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No Homo *smack*
Results?
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Sorry that's classified information ;)
Maybe if we discussed this matter more privately
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*shoos you away*
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XD Bwahaha well you're the weirdo asking me
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And i'm already regretting it XD
What does that mean
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Use your imagination