Do any of these turn you on?

i like the arm pits of amputee corpses that are dressed up like babies and soaked in urine

why isn't there a choice that reads "none of these"

womens what walk like frankenstein monster

drives me wild if they gots neck bolts

I've been "interested" in animals since I hit puberty. So, 12 years now I guess.

I mostly like dogs. Particularly ones with short, smooth fur and long legs. They have a higher body temperature than humans, so that's nice too.

I don't know why.

I am good with :

Sadism
Masochism
Dressing up like a baby ( I am a "little" ) but not for sexual purposes , that's not why I age play .

urine is not my thing but if someone wanted me to pee on them , I wouldn't say no .

None of those things turn me on. And you left out midgets. Tisk tisk.

I like cougars or MILFs sometimes. But usually I like amateur chicks solo when I watch porn. For some reason most of the penetration scenes in porn seem so fake and boring..

yes 3 of them but I am not into necrophilia. Unless its being raped by a zombie porn since I just LOVE that idea. So Masochism, sadism and Zombies.

masochism. i love being dominated. oh and i'm a female

Pregnancy/birth is my fetish.

Feet and urine, these have been my main fetishes since I 1st saw them in lesbian porn

Where is the "none of these" option.
Or just a beautiful woman...
A thin woman with long hair and small to medium breasts can turn me on very quickly.

All of them mwhaha

Exhibitionism

Sometimes I like to get hit hard if I'm having rough sex. Like I'll let a guy hit me as hard as he can on my ass, and even then I'll demand he hits me harder. Till my ass is marked, or red or bruised. Even when I'm not having sex I've always had a tolerance for pain that doesn't really make sense, but that I enjoy. Pain can be very pleasurable for me.

Does gay porn and femdom porn count? There's just something about seeing a guy on the receiving end.

Cougar creampies in the shower.

None of these. Barf.

Yes. That is all...

Sometimes I like a bit of pain with my pleasure, but I wouldn't find these things appealing if it wasn't part of foreplay or sex.

You see, when I was born, the doctor put this little switch in my belly button. With it I can turn myself on, anytime I please. I finally showed it to my wife a few months back and we've been having sex more than ever.
Flick the switch and fuck the bitch.

gangbang, creampie, surprise creampie, rape, staircase, forced, chloro, unconscious, drugged, sleeping, hardcore, choke, public, elevator, voyeur, hidden camera, cheating next room, knife point, gun point, paid, crack, heroin, bbc, bondage, horse plug, old guy young girl, milf, grandma, library, desk, secret, under table, lelu love, sandra romain

Ever since I met porn.