Did you hear about the polish terrorist?

How the fuck did this get approved?

They sent him out to blow up a car and all he managed to do is burn his mouth on the tailpipe. Polish.. what else can I say?

*crickets

Thanks for submitting the 'Pole'

Am I really that far from the news? Have I really been living inside a cave for so long? Do I even exist? Is reality even real anymore or... was it ever real to begin with.

who cares it's poland

I want my money back.

Ha.