Desire to eat things up my ass. normal ?

Ever since I saw this episode of south park where they ate food up there asses and let waste out there mouths I've had a strange urging desire to stick objects up my ass and digest them. I've tried before and my doctor has warned me not too. But I'm just about to try it with a 10 oz steak and want some opinions.

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  • capcrunch6

    Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not doctors. A doctor would tell you that putting something in your anus can result in tearing of the intestinal lining resulting in internal bleeding and then death.
    This is not a safe activity and I discourage you from attempting this.

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  • I say give it a shot, stick a full cucumber up your ass and see what happens.

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  • TerryVie

    cool story bro.

    but doing this just to sue south park will not work.

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  • VioletTrees

    You can't digest food or absorb nutrients by inserting food into your anus. That's not even remotely how the digestive system works.

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  • you have to be joking me right
    you might get very sick

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  • beastie

    I don't think the digestive system works the other way. It should go from mouth to anus, not the other way around. I don't think your steak will be digested. The next poop will just push it right back out again, it'll never reach your stomach, never mind your mouth!

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  • Quackaddict

    It's not sexual.

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  • fnj944

    Lmao I think ur just making this up!! U can't b serious!!

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    • Quackaddict

      Nah I cut it in half. Im not trolling. I seriously feel like I absorb minerals and vitamins that other people wouldn't by eating this way

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