Cellphone with 10 minutes of battery life that has perfect reception.
DUMB. WHERE THE HELL AM I ANYWAY...? WHO DO I CALL? WILL THE CALL GO DIRECTLY THROUGH? WHAT ARE THE PHONE NUMBERS? WILL THEY BELIEVE ME? WILL THEY BE AVAILABLE TO TAKE MY CALL?
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A one-week supply of food and water.
POINTLESS ON DAY EIGHT.
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Knowledge from a survival genius (Who will disappear after 1 hour).
BEST BET... WHERE AM I? LONGITUDE? LATITUDE? HOW DO I CREATE A COMPASS; GET THAT DIRECTIONAL KNOWLEDGE? WHAT DIRECTION SHOULD I HEAD FOR? HOW FAR AWAY? HOW MANY DAYS AT SEA? WHAT SHOULD I CARRY ON THE RAFT? HOW DO I SURVIVE ON THE OPEN SEA FOR MANY WEEKS AND SIGNAL FOR HELP? HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE TO EFFECT AN ESCAPE? HOW DO I BUILD THE SIMPLEST, BEST, MOST DURABLE AND MOST SEA WORTHY RAFT WITH THE MATERIALS ON THE ISLAND? HOW DO I START A FIRE, BUILD AN ADEQUATE SHELTER, CATCH FISH AND FIND OTHER FOOD AND FRESH DRINKING WATER? HOW DO I STAY WARM, DRY, AND ADEQUATELY COVERED UP? WHAT SHOULD I NOT DO ON THE ISLAND? WHAT ARE THE ISLAND'S DANGERS? DRAW ME A MAP OF THE ISLAND AND OF THE OCEAN JOURNEY ESCAPE ROUTE. THIS PERSON, SINCE THEY ARE AT MY UTTER DISPOSAL FOR AN HOUR, CAN SIMPLY WRITE DOWN THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS AND LEAVE THE INFO WITH ME.
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Bundle of rope measuring 200 feet in length along with a chainsaw.
THE ROPE IS USEFUL IF I KNEW WHAT TO USE IT FOR. THE CHAINSAW IS USELESS WITHOUT AND ELECTRICAL OUTLET OR A MEANS OF RECHARGING THE EXISTING BATTERY.
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A Flare gun with 20 flares.
POSSIBLY USEFUL IN THE SHORT TERM BUT BLEAK RESOURCE IF ONLY RESOURCE.
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A Map showing you your exact location.
GREEK IF I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FINDING DIRECTION. ALSO, OTHER INFORMATION AND RESOURCES ARE REQUIRED TO SURVIVE.
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A bucket filled with 1,000 nails.
OTHER INFORMATION AND RESOURCES ARE REQUIRED TO SURVIVE.
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The use of a boat (Which will disappear after 30 minutes of usage).
TOTALLY USELESS. NOT EVEN SURE WHY THIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN OPTION WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO LIKELY BE AT SEA FOR MANY WEEKS EFFECTING AN ESCAPE.
Deserted island: Can only have 1 thing.
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Cellphone with 10 minutes of battery life that has perfect reception.
DUMB. WHERE THE HELL AM I ANYWAY...? WHO DO I CALL? WILL THE CALL GO DIRECTLY THROUGH? WHAT ARE THE PHONE NUMBERS? WILL THEY BELIEVE ME? WILL THEY BE AVAILABLE TO TAKE MY CALL?
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A one-week supply of food and water.
POINTLESS ON DAY EIGHT.
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Knowledge from a survival genius (Who will disappear after 1 hour).
BEST BET... WHERE AM I? LONGITUDE? LATITUDE? HOW DO I CREATE A COMPASS; GET THAT DIRECTIONAL KNOWLEDGE? WHAT DIRECTION SHOULD I HEAD FOR? HOW FAR AWAY? HOW MANY DAYS AT SEA? WHAT SHOULD I CARRY ON THE RAFT? HOW DO I SURVIVE ON THE OPEN SEA FOR MANY WEEKS AND SIGNAL FOR HELP? HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE TO EFFECT AN ESCAPE? HOW DO I BUILD THE SIMPLEST, BEST, MOST DURABLE AND MOST SEA WORTHY RAFT WITH THE MATERIALS ON THE ISLAND? HOW DO I START A FIRE, BUILD AN ADEQUATE SHELTER, CATCH FISH AND FIND OTHER FOOD AND FRESH DRINKING WATER? HOW DO I STAY WARM, DRY, AND ADEQUATELY COVERED UP? WHAT SHOULD I NOT DO ON THE ISLAND? WHAT ARE THE ISLAND'S DANGERS? DRAW ME A MAP OF THE ISLAND AND OF THE OCEAN JOURNEY ESCAPE ROUTE. THIS PERSON, SINCE THEY ARE AT MY UTTER DISPOSAL FOR AN HOUR, CAN SIMPLY WRITE DOWN THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS AND LEAVE THE INFO WITH ME.
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Bundle of rope measuring 200 feet in length along with a chainsaw.
THE ROPE IS USEFUL IF I KNEW WHAT TO USE IT FOR. THE CHAINSAW IS USELESS WITHOUT AND ELECTRICAL OUTLET OR A MEANS OF RECHARGING THE EXISTING BATTERY.
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A Flare gun with 20 flares.
POSSIBLY USEFUL IN THE SHORT TERM BUT BLEAK RESOURCE IF ONLY RESOURCE.
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A Map showing you your exact location.
GREEK IF I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FINDING DIRECTION. ALSO, OTHER INFORMATION AND RESOURCES ARE REQUIRED TO SURVIVE.
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A bucket filled with 1,000 nails.
OTHER INFORMATION AND RESOURCES ARE REQUIRED TO SURVIVE.
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The use of a boat (Which will disappear after 30 minutes of usage).
TOTALLY USELESS. NOT EVEN SURE WHY THIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN OPTION WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO LIKELY BE AT SEA FOR MANY WEEKS EFFECTING AN ESCAPE.
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Ok Dwight from The Office. Whatever you say.
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Dwight Schrute rocks.
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that he does my friend, that he does.
knowledge one is cool
Scary. You think exactly the same way I do. Who'd have thought there were two of us? One was bad enough.