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  • Hi:D!

    I'll probably be sticking around for a bit actually. Christmas is usually when I leave because I'm busy. Which reminds me, I need to stop being lazy.D':

    And I'm dandy:D. How about you:)?

    And you *miss* the supermodels? When have you ever had supermodels in your apartment?:P Hahaha.

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    • Yay! :D It hasn't been the same without you.

      I'm fine. So between us we're fine and dandy. :P

      Oh, the supermodels and I never converged. When I got the apartment I noticed my hardwood floor was full of little marks that looked like they'd been made with stiletto heels. So my mind was torn between it being supermodels and transvestites what did it, guv'nor. Actually, why *did* I ask for the supermodels? I'd prefer the transvestites.

      Ooh! I wonder if it was Freddie doing the vacuuming. :D

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      • Aww, that's sweet:). Told you I wouldn't be gone that long! I'm glad I came back now, everyone's been really nice. I miss you guys!:D

        And I get it now, you actually did miss the supermodels! Or transvestites. Funnily enough, I happen to be listening to Under Pressure as I type this. Maybe Bowie was there in costume too:O!

        Or did you just get really drunk and decided to dress up and have now forgotten about it? I could so see you in a pair of purple stilettos, ha:P.

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        • Sorry I was a bit selfish when you said you were leaving. I was just shocked and sad. I couldn't believe it. :/

          Getting drunk and dressing up in a frock and purple stilettos? Do you really think I'd do something like that? Okay, yes, I totally would. :D

          Next time I do it, you've got to be there. You need to help me put my make-up on. Although good luck making me look female. I look *so* male most of the time. Wee! I'm all excited now. :D

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          • Aww, don't worry about it. Although it did make me feel a bit bad. Doesn't really matter, though:).

            Ooh, this sounds fun:D! I am so going to have to give you cat flicks! Then we can have matching eyeliner:D. I can see it now. Haha, this is really making me laugh, I love stuff like this. And the fact that you look very male most of the time just makes it even funnier:P.

            And you'll obviously have to wear a wig! What colour do you want:P?

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            • Heh! I'm such a man I didn't even know what cat flicks were. I had to Google them. But ooh, yes, they're yummy. I'd like me some of those. Am I allowed to blink while you're doing it? I like blinking, me. :P

              And definitely a wig. There isn't a hair on my head longer than half an inch at the moment. Can I have one of those festival wigs, like a shiny purple one with tinsel in it? Or is that going to make me look trampy? Now I'm an honorary girl, these things have to be considered. *nods*

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              • Ha, this reminds me of when I did my friends make up. She kept blinking while I was in the middle of putting her eyeliner on, so I got her to start telling me when she was about to blink just so she wouldn't keep messing it up:P. Although, since it's me, I'd probably make you look like a complete mess anyway, just for my own amusement. I've actually done this a couple of times before. It's why no one trusts me to do their make up anymore.:( It's too funny for me to resist, though.

                And you can have whatever wig you want:D. I'm just wondering how this conversation ended up with me turning you into an honorary girl! Our conversations are weird.:P

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