Describe your absolute dream girl

Whether it’d be looks, personality, age or whatever

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  • Fugazi,again

    300lbs +
    Body positive
    Transgender
    Feminist
    Blue hair

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    • Mammal-lover

      Jesus dude

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      • Fugazi,again

        What? Are you fat shaming my dream girl?

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        • Mammal-lover

          Yes

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    • Nikclaire

      So Rosie O'Donnell??

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      • Fugazi,again

        Nah you

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  • raisinbran

    Mentally stable and quiet. At this point I don't care about looks much, but can't have yelling and crying for no reason, disturbing my peaceful existence.

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  • Bassmachine

    Nerdy smart type but not pretentious.Humble and down to earth.Enjoys the outdoors and exploring. Slim fit Hispanic average looks.single mother or single no kids, Age 25 to 35.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Hard working and motivated, with absolutely nothing mentally wrong with her. It's hard to find people my age in my town who are like this. XD

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  • --

    Petite, not huge but big sized natural breast, Huge sense of humour, smart, outdoors type and high sex drive. Aged between 20 and 38.

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  • 4sure4you

    Very confident. Hot looking, nice big tits and ass and pussy. She craves sex and is kinky. She likes watching porn, dressing up like a slut, sometimes wears a strapon, sometimes likes being with another girl. And the best cock sucker in the world/

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  • controversy

    A hot piece of meat.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    . Isn't controlling or manipulative and doesn't try to change me
    . Is very kind
    . We just click and get along together so well
    . Is at least somewhat attractive
    . Doesn't smoke or do drugs (except marijuana)
    . Doesn't ever want kids
    . Doesn't ever want to get married
    . Doesn't ever want to own a big house
    . Doesn't have or ever want a pet
    . Vegan
    . Environmentalist
    . Atheist
    . Anti-consumerist/anti-Capitalist
    . Pro legalisation of abortion, gay marriage, marijuana, prostitution
    . Helps reassure me when I feel go through my periods of depression and low self-esteem
    . Has roughly the same interests as me with regards to science, technology, science fiction, superheroes, cartoons, etc.
    . Indulges my foot fetish
    . Likes anal every now and then
    . Is very open-minded sexually
    . This one is just a complete unrealistic fantasy but is bisexual and enjoys threesomes with another girl

    Honestly I don't know whether I'd prefer her to be intelligent or successful or not. That might make me feel like shit comparing myself to her.

    I know the odds of meeting a girl with all these qualities are a million to one, and the odds of such a girl going out with me are even smaller, but this would be my perfect partner.

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    • leggs91200

      Finding a woman who has even ONE of those qualities is nearly impossible.

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    • hauntedbysandwiches

      Lol 😂

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  • megadriver

    Already got my dream girl. I've talked about my girlfriend a few times on here.

    She's very skinny, blonde, has small breasts, she is classy and cultured, has a sense of humor (most Brits do), she is outgoing and very chatty (I like that in a woman), she's supportive and loving and can make me wild with a single look.

    I kinda wish she'd enjoy the outdoors like I do (hiking, cycling, fishing, etc...), be able to cook (she can't), be more motivated about graduating and having a career (she doesn't take it seriously enough), spend a little less money on clothes and if possible be a better driver (she's bad) XD

    Now that that's sorted, maybe I'll ask her what the perfect man should be like and did she hit the jackpot with me, or did she hit the jackpot with me... XD

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    • leggs91200

      "I wish she'd... be more motivated about graduating and having a career (she doesn't take it seriously enough), spend a little less money on clothes and if possible be a better driver (she's bad) XD"

      Well of course she isn't motivated, thrifty, nor takes care of the car(s). Her B/F has all this money so why should she take care of anything, including herself?

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      • megadriver

        Sure, I make enough to cover our expenses, but everyone's gotta pursue something in their life. And right now, my income is down the drain. Especially with me having to shut down my business cause of the virus... I see a lot of expenses within the next 2 months. Taxes, rent, insurances and a whole bunch of stuff still keep going, but no profits. Got the word yesterday too, we are closing the dealership on Monday.
        I'll only get 2 weeks pay and the rest is unpaid vacation. Germany is trying to work out a thing, where everyone will get 1200-1400 Euros a month to still keep going, but that's not certain. My income is practically down to zero. Kinda hoping this blows over, before I resort to my emergency savings account.

        Maybe I can work out a deal at my Saturday bus driving job to drive more there and have some source of income...

        Anyway, back to my girlfriend. I just hate seeing someone waste time away. She wants to be a cosmetics expert, but flunks tests and exams.
        My mom spent most of her life as a housewife, but even she majored in linguistics and was a teacher for some time, before I was born, before my dad got a high paying job and she could stay home.

        As for the spending - women's clothes are always stupidly expensive and impractical. Just take a look at pockets on women's jeans... I mean I love a pair of tight fitting skinny jeans on a girl with a nice figure, but there has to be some practicality in that design too and a limit on the price. Hell, even women's socks are more expensive and socks are just socks.

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        • leggs91200

          I read somewhere that they released this corona to do an economic reset, whatever that means. Probably means the world governments thought people had too much money and nw they want to drive us all to the poor house.

          People have lost sight of the fact that if everyone is shut down and hiding in their homes, society cannot function. It doesn't even matter how big or small one's job is. If someone is willing to pay for someone else to do a job, it IS important.

          My humble job hasn't shut down yet but of course no one is immune to this mess they created.

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          • megadriver

            The whole corona thing may be a planned cruel reboot of the world to make millionaires even richer, while making everyone else poorer... I don't know. But if it is, it's working. Quarantine, social distancing, economy failing, closed businesses and little, to no aid...

            I've had my business closed for 2 months now, but I still gotta pay full taxes, rent, etc and partial health insurance for my employees. The dealership got shutdown...

            Now I am a full-time bus driver and thankful I managed to workout a deal. Cause my company is ineligible for government aid packages. And I do pay my employees a little bonus on the side to keep them from seeking other jobs (Finding good employees is hard).

            In Bulgaria I do have a cherry picker with 2 employees and because of Bulgarian law... those 2 muppets have to receive full pay. Again - no government aid. It's all down to me.

            I've frozen any plans I have for the next 6 months at least, cause the only income I got right now is 1900 Euro a month as a bus driver. Fuckin' rent alone costs 750.

            I do hope this ends soon, cause my monthly expenses are currently more than my monthly salary.

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            • leggs91200

              That is one reason I don't even care if I don't have a lot of income, it seems even the better-off ones run into this type of trouble at times.

              The only people/business who are immune (it seems) are the mega wealthy.

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          • Nikclaire

            I haven't lost sight of it.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I like a varitety of women. Its hard to really think of the best one. But I will try to think of one type of girl that id like

    5"6
    Between 18-32
    Dark hair,
    slightly hispanic,
    blue eyes,
    Athletic figure
    Nice ass
    Small perky titties
    Grew up wealthy
    No crazy family
    Outgoing but good manners
    Doesnt act ghetto at all
    No drugs except maybe cocaine once a while
    She likes watching fighting
    She likes hunting
    She dresses nice but not expensive clothes
    High sex drive
    Possibly a mild Hispanic accent
    Winners mentality not victim
    Loves capitalism
    Loves guns
    Loves America
    If shes 18 should be mature not annoying
    If she has attractive friends thats a plus
    I get along with her father

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    • jethro

      "Slightly Hispanic"? What the heck does that mean?

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Like not the brown skin color one that are like 4 feet tall and super big guts with short skinny legs. More like a columbian girl whos more European but still has the cool accent and nice body of a european girl

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        • jethro

          Well how about Selma Hayek? Or Elizabeth Pena?

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          • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

            https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b8/62/e4/b862e4eed03e6c6fa742497d1a183df8.jpg

            https://icdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Hot-colombian-women.jpg

            Those two are beautiful

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          • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

            A 20 year old Pena is very nice.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Good luck finding someone with no crazy family. Everyone I’ve met has had at least one Jerry Springer-worthy family drama.

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