Describe what you look like

Expressive brown eyes, thick eyelids, natural crescent-moon shaped eyebrows, oily white skin that tans rather than burns, round face that goes puffy when exposed to an abundance of dust mites/pollen/pet dander and breaks out into acne at the slightest provocation, solid jaw, high-ish cheekbones, medium length fine brown hair that gets greasy easily and refuses to curl. Medium height, sturdily built like a Celt; chubbier than your average European, but perhaps normal by US standards. I have a long torso relative to the size of my legs, which are long in the thigh and almost comically short in the calf. Fat tends to go to my thighs and buttocks first. I am a mosquito magnet.

People often think I look under 25. I turn 30 this year.