Describe what you look like

What the title says. I'm not a creep btw, I'm just a regular whos curious about what the current lovely users on here look like.
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  • CozmoWank

    Before or after the explosion?

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    • After

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      • CozmoWank

        Crispy.

        https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/4e/f6/e64ef6e7d9bfe8f21641ec6fe7967154.jpg

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  • bigbudchonga

    I'm chronically obese, have a receiding hairline, a micro penis, and make perverted noises whilst walking through lingerie sections in clothing stores

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Behold- the only honest description in this thread.

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        Second.

        https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23561375_1513141495445704_6049108198808742098_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQlmuIodoF8Dzwz9X1HW-1P-stBL_OL6-wT7hwH5lK5kNoFvCdcBUY9qc2mu1Nw_84S__2tds7xwh38XWFqvW9pF&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=28b5bfc39f828094c819cf5f9b81b26a&oe=5DA5A6CF

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        • IceRed

          hottest guy on the site

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          • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

            -_-

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        • Clunk42

          Mine was honest.

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          • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

            Third

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  • charli.m

    Vaguely humanoid.

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  • I look fed up. I'm sure many can relate.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I can relate.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    6'4"
    245 pounds at maybe 12-15% bf
    Couple inch long brown hair and side burns. Lots a fucking acne. Smile on my face if and only if I had sex the night before.

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  • DIO

    Vampire
    152 years old
    178 cm
    72 kg
    muscular
    big feet
    some scars
    Can stop time for about 9 seconds

    Some of those informations may not be accurate.

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    • LloydAsher

      Is 8 seconds too much to ask for?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm not unlike Daria in my appearance.

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    • charli.m

      Is that why the alt creeper is obsessed with Daria?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Gosh, I dunno, probably. I'm just glad that I never put my pic on here back when there we had the ability to post user profiles.

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        • charli.m

          He's stopped making rude comments about mine. I'd post again. Fuck him, who cares what a coward thinks?

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          • RoseIsabella

            I cannot understand why on Earth one person would need so many alts. It's just weird, yanno? I don't think it's normal. πŸ€”

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    • McBean

      My world view is not unlike Daria's. Daria and I both think that although it is hard to appreciate a sick sad world, it is better than appreciating a vacuum.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I was once told I looked like my dad, I thanked them only to be told that it wasn’t a compliment.

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    I look Latino only whiter and with a very defined face
    female and i have very extreme eye rings

    A bushy classy mustache under ma nose
    πŸ•ΊπŸ»
    The moustache man
    Sometimes I stick them on my face

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  • A generic early 2000’s avril lavigne.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    6ft3
    290lb's
    build: other than a pot belly, muscular
    Race: White with a pinch of native american
    brown wavy hair: mostly medium length, sometimes short
    green eyes
    Facial hair: sometime's clean shaven, other times mutton chops
    unnaturally large forehead, chest & hands with only slightly bigger than average feet.

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    • IceRed

      Sounds like my kind of gay

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        πŸ˜‘ nnoooooooooooo

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  • McBean

    People say I look normal, but they act as if I look abnormal.

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    • IceRed

      You are beautiful

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      • McBean

        *speechless*

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  • TerriAngel

    5'3"
    Average size.
    Dark hair.
    clean complection.
    usually I try to smile or make a funny face.

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  • tomatoes

    extremely pale. freckles. long eyelashes. b cup. medium dyed black hair. 5 ft

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    • BleedingPain

      Arn't you supposed to be red?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    like merle haggard

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    • BleedingPain

      But youre not dead yet?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        not last time i checked

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  • Lestat565

    Most people say I look like Keanu Reeves. I honestly don’t see it. People have also said that I look 19 I’m 31.

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  • Grunewald

    Expressive brown eyes, thick eyelids, natural crescent-moon shaped eyebrows, oily white skin that tans rather than burns, round face that goes puffy when exposed to an abundance of dust mites/pollen/pet dander and breaks out into acne at the slightest provocation, solid jaw, high-ish cheekbones, medium length fine brown hair that gets greasy easily and refuses to curl. Medium height, sturdily built like a Celt; chubbier than your average European, but perhaps normal by US standards. I have a long torso relative to the size of my legs, which are long in the thigh and almost comically short in the calf. Fat tends to go to my thighs and buttocks first. I am a mosquito magnet.

    People often think I look under 25. I turn 30 this year.

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    • McBean

      Mmmmmm, nice. I really want you, but you scare me.

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      • Grunewald

        Lol is that a compliment?

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        • McBean

          I'd call it a declaration of approach - avoidance. I know you're hot, and I know you bite.

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          • Grunewald

            Haha! Only when provoked by unwelcome advances.

            'Chubby', 'puffy-faced' and 'acne-prone' don't scream "hot stuff" to me, but it takes all kinds...

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            • McBean

              ... all kinds ... Yeh. Especially the kinds that know how to think.

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  • Phoebe2005

    I think I look like a tree with skinny branches want to snap my twigs lol

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  • megadriver

    White
    185cm
    105kg
    large build, some muscles - no 6 pack, small beer belly.

    Black eyes, Very curly black hair I keep under control with hair gel in a greaser hairstyle, no facial hair as I shave every 2 days.

    I usually wear classic jeans, a semi-formal shirt with the top 3 buttons undone and golden cross necklace showing and a pair of businessy leather shoes. Some say I have a mafia look... Others say I look 18, even if I am 26 XD

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I have shoulder length black hair with a fringe, it looks really girly. I also stay clean shaven and pluck my eyebrows so I do look quite feminine, but I like that. Sometimes I even use mascara. I've tried using other make-up but I can't get the knack of applying it correctly, it always comes out rubbish. I have thought before that maybe I was trans, I don't have any real dysphoria though so I doubt it, I just like to look feminine. Sometimes I worry though that I'm just making a fool of myself for it, like I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig, especially now that I'm getting older. I'll be 30 soon. It looks alright for some young boy to dress up like that but I'm worried I'll just look like some desperate old fool.

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  • LloydAsher

    White
    Brown hair with a high raise haircut.
    Dense build
    6ft
    220lb
    North European features.
    Slight tinge of almond eyes (gets more apparent as I age)
    Trying to grow out a beard so it's all raggedy.

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  • 666XxFURRYBEASTxX666

    I have very light blue eyes and one is red and I have mostly brown hair but some is blonde and red and it's basically multicolored, I have crazy hair and i'm 5'6ft, and I have alot of Tattoos and Peirings and my skin color is Olive, and very sharp kanines, Idk why I just like them and i'm Muscular

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  • Clunk42

    Since he commented first, I'll just use ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet's comment as a template.
    Male
    5'9"
    270lbs
    Somewhat obese looking
    White
    Thick blond hair
    Green eyes
    No facial hair
    Wear glasses

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  • Tinybird

    Slim, slender girl with pale, snow-white skin, dark brown waist-length wavy hair, usually messy, giving me an "ahoge". I rarely brush my hair, cause I don't give a fuck and never go out and have no one to impress. But on the rare occasion I do then it looks neater. I have hazel eyes I think, many people tell me my eyes are dark, either dark blue/grey, or greyish/greenish/brownish/bluish. I also look very young for my age. I'm 25 but people think I look like a 12 or 14 year old. I also act like it. My figure is skinny, I have no muscle to speak of, my arms look like twigs, like you could snap them in half. I am one of those lucky people who can eat a lot and never get fat. I have never shaved but I'm not really noticeably hairy. I have small, but perky nice boobs. I wear my pyamas or a onesie or dressing gown at all times, apart from when I go out, where I either throw on a grungy looking outfit, or if I'm going somewhere I'm not likely to get dirty, a super cute girly kawaii outfit; there is no inbetween. People always tell me I look like the Grudge or the ring, it's like a running joke.
    Age: 25
    Sex: Female
    Race: British English
    Height: 5'6
    Weight: 118 lbs

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  • Indigo1

    people tell me I look like beck..

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  • Iszzy123

    Iv been told I look like Chris Tucker

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  • raisinbran

    6'3" dark blonde hair, buzz cut

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  • BleedingPain

    5’5”.5
    Brown hair singular ringlet bang (mop curly the rest)
    Monocles
    113lbs
    Tall long ears
    Big bushy tail
    Desire to eat your leafy greens

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  • Cassiep02

    5'2" tall, long brown wavy hair, 110 lbs, 36 years old. enough info?

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    • feddy48

      Little more info please.....

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      • Cassiep02

        nobody else is interested

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  • VintageVelvet

    Olive skinned girl with nonexistent long dark hair who rarely ever smiles

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