Deadly farts. is it normal?

i fart a lot and i fart bad. me and my guys friend always fart around each other jokingly but its gotten to the point where mine are nearly unbearable and my friends have literally begged me to stop. but i cant help it. is it normal?

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34% Normal
Based on 218 votes (75 yes)
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Comments ( 21 )
  • Sxv123

    Make a flamethrower!

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  • Lolacola73

    Carbonated drinks will do that.

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  • roggerrogger6

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA... xD
    Its not normal but it sure is funny.
    But seriously. EAT MORE FRUIT!

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  • so_damn_unpretty

    It could actually be allergies! Make a list of foods you eat and mark down when its especially bad. My bro's farts have literally cleared the living room and had the whole family gagging... he did in fact get it checked out.turns out he's allergic to citrus so anything with oranges/lemon/grapefruit make him fart alot more and smellier (even though he's still a gassy fellow)

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  • BlackShadow123

    Lol.
    It must be your diet.

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  • ruralfrights

    I can understand at first when it was a guy thing, but why continue or should I ask why can you NOT stop? Are you powerless over open-assed farts, and they're ruining your life

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  • hippiemomto3

    Check into possible food allergies. My son is allergic to dairy- different from lactose intolerant although that causes bad gas too- and when he has anything with dairy he gets really bad gas!!! (And deathly ill) but a food allergy could be causing it. Also like everyone said check your diet. If your eating a lot of fried greasy processed food your gas is going to be seriously nasty. Listen to your body it's def trying to tell you something.

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  • CGFE3

    lol I can jsut imagin them begging for you stop roasting the air! XD

    Put some good use to it and make stink bombs!

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  • DrQuinnMedicineWoman

    Hahahahahahaha! maybe change your eating habits. Or just drink more water on the daily. Water is an awesome laxative if your drinking enough throughout the day. and in turn, you should be farting less cause your pooing more.

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  • Kingdomwolves56

    haha they beg you well now you have something to use against them but seriously dont makie it a habit it can cause harm to others i mean like once a month someone pisses you off hold em down and give em a good whiff lol

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  • look_its_snowing_outside

    i heard that sometimes, a persons gas can actually be harmful to others! get it checked out

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  • pseudoname

    Try the probiotic yoghurts, they work for me

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  • nobodie

    Water, oatmeal, orangejuice

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  • secretlover101

    dude thats sick! just stop already or stick your ass out the window. thats what i do. o im a chick by the way.. :):):)

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  • ~L~

    HAH

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  • Yumm?

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  • Kayli

    Watch the food you are eating. Sodas can for sure make you gassy. So can gum! But ewww you stinker.

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  • What are you? 10?

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  • theRUSSIAN

    too bad dude !! really not FuCkiiinnng nice !!

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  • wazup132

    TAKE A BEANO BEFORE U EAT AND HOLD IT IN

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  • CodePheonixstar

    ask a gastrointerologist and record your diet and number of movements blah blah all the stuff drs love

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