Dating jesus..

I have a friend that loves shipping herself with jesus. I thought she did just for laughs,but I think it became more serious as she draws her and jesus kissing her and cuddling, in a more sexual way.

She's extremely religious. To the point of being annoying...And also a really good artist. But this seems like a waste.

Is this related to being delusion, selfishness, or just plain weird?

Is It Normal?
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  • What!?!?!?! Your friend is really wierd!

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  • Jesus would not approve. And yeah it's definitely weird.

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  • Nothing wrong with artistic expression.

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  • 😇🕯I Will pray for you child🕯😇

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  • It's just weird. Jesus wouldn't be happy about it either, I think. She's probably just lonely.

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  • shipping shitting ? im white so . makes no fucking sense to me.

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  • She needs to see a priest

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  • I think Muhammad is getting jealous and wants in on a threesome with your friend, especially is she's underage.

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  • Maybe she is too religious.

    She is extremely incredibly infinitely wierd in my opinion.
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  • Sounds like she wanted the "perfect" man. Does she believe in reincarnation? 1 in 500 people in the U.S. believe they are Jesus reincarnated. Maybe she would like to meet one.

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    • Yeah, that makes more sense, since last year she broke up with her boyfriend bc he didn't respect her religious beliefs...

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  • It sounds like a nun habit is in her future

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  • Aww, you've deleted my conversation with McBean, that's so lame... Just letting you know that.

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  • weirddddddddd

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  • My friend Jesus lives in Texas. Most people call him Chuy or Chuco though.

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  • "Shipping?" Can't he walk on water any more?

    Seriously though, check out some of those crazy saints from the middle ages and earlier, it wasn't uncommon for them to turn their devotion into something sexual. One quotation I remember is (I think) St Teresa of Avila: "I have been fucked by god's steel prick" ..........how's that for holiness and piety?

    Maybe your friend is a saint in the making? Talk to your local priest ...... or on second thoughts, don't go near him.

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    • Teresa was not from the Middle Ages, and she didn't say she was "fucked" by God's "steel prick", she said she was pierced at her heart by an angel's golden spear, and that it seemed as if her entrails were being taken out as the angel pierced her repeatedly, filling her with the sweet but painful feeling of God's love.

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      • Yet another of hundreds of data points about the misery of religion. Be glad that your pain is less than Teresa's. Am I to adopt a sense of passion for my pain in service of God's sexual whims? I DON'T think so.

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      • My information came from a biblical scholar so I guess it depends on which translation you're referring to. When she lived and whether it was an angel's golden spear or god's steel prick, she was definitely delusional and probably schizophrenic

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  • It sounds like schizophrenia, but I don't think it is

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    • Just because many with it feel they have an exclusive romantic relationship with god. To the point they have long conversations and experience physical pain and immobility when their 'partner' wants to punish/torture them. Also many are artists.

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      • And guess what? They're all delusional

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        • Yes delusions are a signifying trait of schizophrenia very good Ellenna.

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          • I apologise for my lack of clarity: I meant ALL the people who believe jesus is real

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            • Ahh, fair enough apologies for my disrespectful snarky response

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            • I know this is days old, but I just noticed this and I can't stop laughing. Jesus is real, that's a fact. Christmas wouldn't exist if he didn't exist. Do you even know what the year 2017 means? It means it's been 2,017 years since Jesus's birth. B.C. even stands for Before Christ, which is why it's now A.D.

              So you're basically saying that this year is a lie and that the whole world has been basing time off of someone that never existed. Looks like you're the delusional one.

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