Dark blue belly button lint builds up daily

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I get a lint ball in my belly button daily and it is always dark blue regardless of the color shirt i am wearing.

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  • --
    4 years ago

    Its alien sperm, they fuck you when you are sleeping and it comes out when you are awake, so be good for godness sake...

    HAYYYYY,
    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Alien is coming to town
    He's making a list
    And checking it twice;
    Gonna find out Who's sexy and nice
    Alien is coming to town
    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!O!
    You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Alien is coming to town
    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!

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  • noneoftheabove
    4 years ago

    That’s a sign of potential spontaneous combustion

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  • rocketdave
    4 years ago

    Stop wearing dark blue fleeces!

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    That sounds like toe jam of the bellybutton.

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