Cum eating

I love cooking alsorts of stuff from cakes to roast dinners.....with a twist.....that is I love to wank into the food especially if I have guests coming around. I love the taste of my own semen and I love it when friends or family come round and say oh this tastes good, or you'll have to give me the recipe for this, I think they'd be shocked if I wrote: 8 oz white flour, 8oz of sugar, 3 eggs, a tea spoon of bicarbonate of soda and a dollop of man spunk. Mmmm just wouldn't sit right somehow.
I fantasise about doing the same thing but with shit as well as cum in food, a kind of 2 varieties of chocolate sauce.
Mmmmmm, cocks, cum, shit......mmmmmm........lovely grub