Crusty white shit on lips

Every morn when I wake up, I have this yucky film all over my lips. Sometimes it's moist and sometimes dry, but both have to be peeled off, and no I am not a cock sucker, so don't go there. Haha. I just hate it and wonder if anyone has a solution. I have to get up before I am able to give my morning kiss to clean this crud off.

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Comments ( 16 )
  • pixie_dust

    bullshit, ur supposed to swallow the cum, not use it as lipstick.

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  • CrumpledPaper

    Title cracked me UP!!!!!

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  • mişah

    try burts bees

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  • lewlew80

    Eeww I was eating lol

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  • lovehate83

    Sooooooo your NOT a cock sucker right?

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  • jimdieselpepe

    Check your diet.

    There might be a correlation between higher sodium foods you eat later at night (closer to bedtime) and the white crud. I’ve correlated exactly that... when I eat no or low sodium food at night or don’t eat closer to bedtime (within 2 hours), I NEVER awake with the white crud/film on my lips.

    But when I eat higher sodium foods within an hour or two of bedtime, I ALWAYS awaken with that crud, which I believe is expelled sodium and congealed saliva bonded by the salt.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    That is called your lips. It is probobly the top layer of your lips that are becoming chap. That or you have drool

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  • because when mine does that its only when i haven't drank enough water.

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  • you need to drink more water

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  • Logicalchristian

    Title cracked me up indeed

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  • unsunghero113

    Fuck these losers who can't answer a serious question. Totally normal happens to me everyday.

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  • ashez

    chapstick helps. not carmex though. try the fruity kind that you see in the checkout line at the store... works great!

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  • Mel

    Sounds like youre not getting enough water. Ever see those people who throughout the day have white gunk in the corners of their mouth?? Its from not getting enough water, hence "cotton mouth"....might be a solution. Try drinking more water.

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  • tntcannon

    It's flem, and dry skin + saliva. My advice would be to get a intense lip balm similar to vasaline in texture. Apply it onto your lips before sleeping everynight. Make sure u have a glass of water near you bed, take a couple of sips before crashing.

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  • eden22553

    Maybe it's the saliva when you are sleeping

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  • iGornet

    Sometimes i wake up with gunk on my lips, but it's not white.

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