Crush acting strange af

I like a person, let’s call him Simon for now, (not real name)and when I hang out with him he slumps over/covers his crotch around me.. what the fuck.. explain this to me he never used to do it until last week.

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Based on 25 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • SwickDinging

    You know exactly what this means, stop seeking attention on an anonymous polling site.

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    • SeekNPlay

      Lol

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  • eeeekkk

    I’d study a course on male anatomy if I were you...

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  • SeekNPlay

    He has a woody and plant it in your pussy

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  • LloydAsher

    When a boy becomes a man... Hope the internet can explain the birds and the bees better then I can

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  • Maybe he has an horrible smelling dick and he’s trying to protect you from the stench.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My brother's friend Simon gave me this really big box of precut frozen cookie dough. It's strawberry shortcake flavored. I'm not sure what to do with it. This was the kind of stuff I used to bake at my old Food Ave job. Maybe I'll do a large batch of cupcakes with cookie dough centers. XD

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    • shuggy-chan

      Thats a weird flavor for a cookie

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        It's a delicious flavor for a cookie! It's got berry bits in it and white chocolate. I haven't had one of these in a while.
        :)

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  • RoseIsabella

    I once had a seal point Siamese cat named Simon.

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    • Meowypowers

      Orange cats are the best.

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      • SwickDinging

        I like a cow cat myself. They're all cute af though. After a bad day I would like nothing more than to release a box of kittens into a soft play pen and roll around with them.

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      • RoseIsabella

        My best friend is a blue point Siamese.

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