Covid-19 thanksgiving and turkeys

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Does a COVID-19 Thanksgiving mean turkeys have a reason to celebrate yet? If you were a news anchor and had to interview random turkeys in your neighborhood, or on poultry farms, about this topic in light of the current state of the COVID-19 pandemic, and the prevailing political atmosphere in the US, what answers would you expect from these big birds this time around?

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago | pl

    And what of the hams????

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  • JustAHuman
    2 years ago | pl

    Turkeys are more screwed this year. Instead of big family gatherings to split a turkey, there will be more immediate family Thanksgiving dinners. So more turkeys will be needed.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago | pl

      It's going to be a massacre.

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  • bigdickmcgee
    2 years ago | pl

    God damn turkeys are thicc

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  • Ummitsstillme
    2 years ago | pl

    I suppose the American fowl and swine are wishing their Chinese flues were relevant this year.

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