Could the milkshake at the coffee club be making me do dirty poos?

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Both times I have been to the mall I have had a milkshake at The Coffee Club. I have then went shopping and not long after had to go to the mall toilets to poo. It is normal for me to poo at that time of the day anyway and it is normal that poo in the day to be my most dirty one of the day. However, I noticed I think it seems extra dirty after I have milkshake from that shop. Dairy does not normally do that to me though but after these milkshakes it seems to. Is that possible?

Yes, it sounds like it. 7
No, it would not. 0
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    If it's not the milk, then it's possible that it's another ingredient in their drink. What that ingredient is, is something you'll have to find out.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Do you think I should ask them what the ingredients are? I mean they don't need to know that it is making me do extra dirty poos though. I don't think I need to tell them that bit lol.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        You can ask them for it. They probably get asked all the time by people who are health concious, so you won't have to tell them about the problem.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Yeah, exactly thanks. :)

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  • BabySilver
    6 years ago

    Stop drinking that drink and see if your problem resolves itself. In the meantime I suggest you take a midday heated yoga class to get yourself tranquil and grounded. After that... only then will you know PAINAL and all the things that make it shine as one.

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  • manwiththegreengloves
    6 years ago

    Maybe. I rarely eat chocolate because of that.

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  • gxdezlh
    6 years ago

    At first I thought maybe you are lactose intolerant but then you said you dont have this issue with dairy normally.

    Maybe they dont do a great job at keeping their food clean. Gross.

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  • wigz
    6 years ago

    OK, that information is helpful to answer your question. Your poo is too greasy. That means you are eating too many fats and carbs, not enough fiber.

    You could've also gotten a bacterial infection from the food handlers.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      The point is my morning poos are always more like that than my other poos in the day no matter what I eat. For me personally eating healthy with lots of fibre makes my poos more like that. Remember, that is what personally happens to me. However, on those two days I had the milkshakes it was more dirty like that than normal.

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      • wigz
        6 years ago

        Sounds like the shake is exciting your bowels and causing a quicker elimination so your poo is 'less refined'. If the shake has a lot of fat/oils in it, that could be normal. Caffiene can do that too. Or, if the hygiene of the shake shop is poor, your body will recognize the bactetia and depending on where the source is in your digestive tract, will trigger vomiting or shitting to get rid of it quickly. This could also be true for a food you are sensitive to.

        You should ask for the nutrition facts for the shake, definitely. Check for fat content, caffeine and any ingredients you are sensitive to. And, really, if you keep shitting as a response to eating at a specific place then you might want to reconsider eating there again since that's a sign that the place could be unsanitary or just bad for your health in general.

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        • The_Loitering_Creep
          6 years ago

          Excellent detail. Listening to the nasty information was perversely exciting. I'll bet your nipples got hard as the liquidy texture dripped thru your butthole. WOW!

          Just a note. Ice cream is not cooked like coffee. So the whole milkshake stock could have bad bacteria from getting too warm. This also happens in restaurants to the salad dressing occasionally.

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