Could a human and a chimp breed with each other?

I've been having this thought lately. Do you think it's physically possible for a human to breed with a chimpanzee? I mean, we share 99% of our DNA after all.

I think it's possible 9
I don't think it's possible 49
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  • JustAHuman

    If it was possible, some nutjob would have done it by now.

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    • ratfucker

      i fuck rats

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      • S0UNDS_WEIRD

        Name checks out.

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      • YE

        And there's probably honor in sodomizing them with such reckless abandon.

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    • chuy

      I agree

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    • LloydAsher

      It has been tried but all we got was AIDS

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    • LloydAsher

      It has been tried but all we got was AIDS

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    • BleedingPain

      Someone tried to get fucked by a horse. He died

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      • YE

        He?

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        • S0UNDS_WEIRD

          Yeah. Interestingly enough he wasn't exactly into animals like that either. He was actually an engineer for Boeing who apparently enjoyed anal play but lost almost all feeling regarding it after a motorcycle accident.

          By some turn of events he met some horse fuckers and spiralled into it as a result of being able to somewhat feel something so extreme. These other guys actually somehow regularly fucked horses with full feeling without issue and amassed hundreds of hours of it on VHS tapes. One night something just went horribly wrong for the engineer while getting fucked by a horse named Big Dick, maybe because he could hardly feel and couldn't tell it was going so badly, and maybe because he was getting fucked by a horse named Big Dick. I'm not sure, but another horse fucker dropped him off at the hospital basically dead.

          They managed to track that guy down, discovered the tapes, and had to watch hours of horse fucking to spot the victim. Imagine that being your job.

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          • YE

            What a fairytale, thanks!

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            • S0UNDS_WEIRD

              I hope you're not implying this isn't true by "fairytale". It's well-documented and the reason sex with animals was again made clearly illegal in Washington.

              It had previously managed to become legal after the overall legistration that prohibited it was negated because it was a basically an old, almost Biblical-sounding piece using Old English-like lines in also barring anal and oral sex (with humans) among other things in one sweeping piece against sex acts it didn't approve of. Shockingly, when it was negated nothing was really done about reinstating any new laws regarding sex with animals which weren't the issue with the piece, as they presumed animal cruelty charges covered it.

              Instead they weren't actually able to prove the horses were physically harmed in any way or forced to do anything, so it raised some questions about the ability of animals to consent as well about the safety issues regarding humans who were doing this with seemingly happy horses.

              As hard as it is to believe, the overall scheme of being fucked by horses and recording it was technically able to fly for a while in fairly modern Washington. That said, one of the men involved was ultimately charged for later crimes after things were changed.

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  • OQ

    If you’re that worried you should’ve used the morning after pill.

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    • Lol

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  • Somenormie

    Its not possible though people have been doing that thing during the 1910's-1920's this was done by artifical semination. What you're trying to refer would be something called Humanzees. I'd imagine that kind of experiment would probably cause defects ( I may be wrong here. )

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  • thepuppet

    The definition of different species is literally that different species are unable to reproduce successfully with each other

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    • mouldiwarp

      No... tigers and lions can breed and produce offspring, so can horses and zebras, and dogs and wolves. Ever heard of a mule? It’s a horse-donkey hybrid. If two animals are in the same genus, they can probably breed.

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      • JustAHuman

        In the cases of mules, or ligers, etc. They are different species, but they are all part of the same genus. Horses and donkeys, and zebras are all part of the genus Equus. Lions and tigers are both part of the genus Panthera.

        Humans and chimpanzees are not in the same genus. Humans are part of the genus Homo, and Chimpanzees are part of the genus Pan.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          haha youre a homo

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          • Summon_Tufak

            For gods sake, now I cant stop laughing

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      • YE

        Then my suspicion that we have a human-chimpanzee hybrid IIN user is correct.

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      • But the offspring can't reproduce

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        • Koira15

          I might be wrong but I think that in some cases (almost never) a mule can reproduce but it only passes on its mother’s genes.

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        • mouldiwarp

          Ligers and wolf-dogs can produce offspring though... look it up, instant answers.

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          • You're right, a quick search reveals that it is unusual for them to reproduce amongst hybrid

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      • bigbudchonga

        thepuppet is right for the most part. All the species you named can't produce fertile offspring. In the case of something like dogs and wolves, they can reproduce and produce fertile offspring, thus they are the same species.

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        • mouldiwarp

          I mean the wolves such as the red wolf (Canis rufus) or the Ethiopian wolf (Canis simensis) that are different species from domestic dogs (Canis lupus familiaris).

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  • Tommythecaty

    Pretty sure if they could it already would’ve happened...

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  • Hubbard

    King Kong is that you?

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  • bigbudchonga

    It's impossible. The whole basis of differential species is that they cannot breed and produce fertile offspring together.

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  • Inkmaster

    We also share 99% of our DNA with a banana. Good luck reproducing with one of those.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    well you wouldnt be postin here otherwise

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    • bigbudchonga

      Lmao, this is under appreciated :')

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  • a-curious-bunny

    Trust me humans can't breed with other species. In certsin animals you can cause a false pregnancy where you get symptoms of early pregnancy but thats it. Its just impossible. I know a whole community who's been trying for all of time

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  • Sanara

    I read about someone who had baby with a gorilla

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  • trekngailis

    Sadly, it is not allowed to experiment. I bet it is possible with sligh alterations in genonme

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  • Imafriendyrock

    Lol nah

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  • raisinbran

    They gave birth to AIDS.

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    • And pubic lice according to research

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  • geek_god_101

    I think it's possible but unlikely. Diseases have crossed the species barrier before but I don't know about breeding.

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  • There's a human pig hybrid. Looks sorta like a really sad Red Foreman from That 70s Show

    I forget the name but the idea is to harvest free organs

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    • RoseIsabella

      That's probably just some photoshopped image, at least I hope so!

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      • I hope you're not eating

        https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/news/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science

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        • YE

          No wonder they say human flesh tastes like pork.

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          • https://youtu.be/cfeK09l0X7Q

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