Cottage cheese

A lesson in female genital anatomy:

The same foetal tissue that turns into the prostate in males turns in to Skene's gland in females. This gland secretes a whitish liquid through two ducts between the urethra and the vagina when the woman is sexually aroused. It's essentially the same stuff as the whitish liquid produced by the prostate that makes up part of semen. If the woman is sexually aroused and/or has an orgasm and she doesn't wash her external genitals afterwards, the liquid can congeal into little lumps as the water portion of the secretion evaporates.

From how you describe the scenario, I suspect that you've fucked up big-time, brah, since it sounds to me like she was probably turned on to some degree for some time before you met her in anticipation of what you two would be doing. Then you took one look at her pussy, and almost barfed.

Don't you think there would be a "weird vibe" between you and her if she'd reacted in the same way the first time she had a good look at your dick?

tell her to clean that cooch before you dive down there

You just need to try it with some chopped up fruit or a fruit spread. If you're already full then wait a few hours.

In some countries in the caucas mountains people mine that gem with their tongues and offer it to the bridesmades to determine if the groom is worthy of matrimony.

Ask her to go wash that pu$$y!

Just tell her to clean her shit

I feel like Boojum said everything that needed to be said in his comment. The level of education about sexual reproductive organs and menstrual cycles and generally anything involving genitalia in many first-world countries is strikingly poor.

You should really google female anatomy, and be single for a while as you work on improving yourself. The chances are, the girl in question is really cut up about your reaction to her natural bodily functions and her percieved lack of cleanliness from your point of view.

While the ship may have sailed on getting her back, you should at least find it within yourself to apologise for your overreaction as she is almost certainly as embarrassed about it as you are, if not more.

Taking that last paragraph into account, if you're not going to apologise from a place of genuine remorse, and the reminder of going down on her when you next see her face will cause you to vomit in your mouth a little, a fake apology will arguably make her feel even worse so in this case don't say anything and move on.

There's a difference between what is right and what is easy.

What's a cottage cheese?