Cottage cheese

I have a newish girlfriend and she wanted me to go down on her. I’m not a huge fan of doing it I have to be honest but I thought I’d try to please her so I started to go down. Anyway I was down there starting and I pulled back her pissflaps and I saw this small chunk of white stuff in the folds. Only way to describe it is cottage cheese. I just couldn’t put my tongue near there and so anyway I lose my erection and felt a bit sick and didn’t continue. Is it normal for this to happen? What is it??? She was asking me what’s wrong but I didn’t know what to say so I just said I’m not feeling well. There was a weird vibe between us after that. I haven’t seen her for couple of days which is odd because usually she calls few times a day and we mostly see each other daily. I have to be honest I haven’t done much carpet munching before. Should I say something? Or just forget it and hope doesn’t happen again?

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  • A lesson in female genital anatomy:

    The same foetal tissue that turns into the prostate in males turns in to Skene's gland in females. This gland secretes a whitish liquid through two ducts between the urethra and the vagina when the woman is sexually aroused. It's essentially the same stuff as the whitish liquid produced by the prostate that makes up part of semen. If the woman is sexually aroused and/or has an orgasm and she doesn't wash her external genitals afterwards, the liquid can congeal into little lumps as the water portion of the secretion evaporates.

    From how you describe the scenario, I suspect that you've fucked up big-time, brah, since it sounds to me like she was probably turned on to some degree for some time before you met her in anticipation of what you two would be doing. Then you took one look at her pussy, and almost barfed.

    Don't you think there would be a "weird vibe" between you and her if she'd reacted in the same way the first time she had a good look at your dick?

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    • Yeah but I don’t have white shit on me dick buddy

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      • If you're circumcised, you probably don't. But I bet it smells at least faintly of piss and sweat, and you probably don't even realise that because we all tune-out our personal odors.

        The woman is better off without a boyfriend who's as prissy and snowflakey and conditioned by perfect porn pussies as you appear to be.

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        • Nup don’t watch porn

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          • Idk man I've been with about a dozen girls in my life and been married for a while. Ive never seen cottage cheese stuff on there. I do know what hes talking about with the white stuff but Ive only seen that on the shaft of my penis during sex and ive never seen it harden. I dont blame you thats nasty even if thats what it was. She needs better hygiene. Id never let a girl go down on me if my hygiene wasnt up to par thats just rude.

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  • tell her to clean that cooch before you dive down there

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  • You just need to try it with some chopped up fruit or a fruit spread. If you're already full then wait a few hours.

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  • In some countries in the caucas mountains people mine that gem with their tongues and offer it to the bridesmades to determine if the groom is worthy of matrimony.

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  • Ask her to go wash that pu$$y!

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  • Just tell her to clean her shit

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  • I feel like Boojum said everything that needed to be said in his comment. The level of education about sexual reproductive organs and menstrual cycles and generally anything involving genitalia in many first-world countries is strikingly poor.

    You should really google female anatomy, and be single for a while as you work on improving yourself. The chances are, the girl in question is really cut up about your reaction to her natural bodily functions and her percieved lack of cleanliness from your point of view.

    While the ship may have sailed on getting her back, you should at least find it within yourself to apologise for your overreaction as she is almost certainly as embarrassed about it as you are, if not more.

    Taking that last paragraph into account, if you're not going to apologise from a place of genuine remorse, and the reminder of going down on her when you next see her face will cause you to vomit in your mouth a little, a fake apology will arguably make her feel even worse so in this case don't say anything and move on.

    There's a difference between what is right and what is easy.

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    • Lol whatever. She just needs to wash her goddam dirty pissflaps next time before expecting me to eat them

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      • OK I see you're not remorseful in the slightest...

        Best not to even approach her for a while.

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  • What's a cottage cheese?

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