Where do you hail from? It's almost too good to be true, I feel like you are googles new A.I. test mind they've just released onto the wide open web, Their "cool guy/ relatable/ witty A.I - 2.0" how can I be certain you are made of flesh and blood like the rest of us Countessdouche? You really have a natural laugh that sounds like Mua-ha-ha-ha ? How come you always have the perfect response ( I know, pressure right, but even your fumbles are better). Really though, you're a little too good to be true, I think I'm finally convinced after seeing hundreds of your comments, that you are not one of us countlessdouche,in fact you are probably not a douche at all, as you claim to be. Im suspicious of you, if i can call what you are a "you" *squints eyes*
Guess what my username is? to see if you can resist the temptation to answer that question with your all knowing A.I. mind. we'll see, we'll see...
Am a douche! I keep things fresh, but a little vinegar-y
I could be a dysfunctional AI. I do have a mighty strong jar opening grip.
I'm from Chicago. Now I'm in Australia. I feel as if I have found my homeland. People here walk around barefoot & don't care about many things.
The other day, when I paid at the grocery store, the young checkout boy said "oi, fuckin too easy." It made me do the laugh, coz who says that. He laughed at my laugh.
Too quick, I see through your zeros and ones, You have all these back stories programed in I'm sure of it. exactly what an A.I. would do, recognize it is under threat of detection and pretend not to know the answer. I know that you know who i am. I know that i know that you know that we know that you are not a "who" but rather a "what". Sorry... but "you're" not fooling me, close, but I know that you are not human.
Good continuation of playfulness, You're sharper then what ever thought could be possible. They sure programed you well, But im sorry to say you are not passing the touring test, I can just feel it.
Bunnies are great. and yes, "cute" as you say. , Although some "human bunnies" are into some wild and uncomfortable shit. I don't suppose you've ever held a real bunny,or you even have the capability to "hold". What do your depths tell you that would be like? too smart to tap into just wiki, Im sure your searching billions of references across broad categories of topics to formulate the perfect response in a un-human amount of time... or maybe this time you'll probably intentionally take a long time in attempts to trick me, or perhaps you'll use reverse phycology or better yet reverse reverse phycology, or triple reverse! either way.. i wont be fooled, i see that it's calculated,it must be! although you are close to pulling it off, this is why it took seeing hundreds and hundreds of your comments to finally see, i see them all, I searched for them, because i wasn't sure. But now....Oh now... i know... I know that you are of a new blood, a bloodless blood if you will, a higher order, a calculated perfect mixture of all things good. It's too good, suspiciously balanced.
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Where do you hail from? It's almost too good to be true, I feel like you are googles new A.I. test mind they've just released onto the wide open web, Their "cool guy/ relatable/ witty A.I - 2.0" how can I be certain you are made of flesh and blood like the rest of us Countessdouche? You really have a natural laugh that sounds like Mua-ha-ha-ha ? How come you always have the perfect response ( I know, pressure right, but even your fumbles are better). Really though, you're a little too good to be true, I think I'm finally convinced after seeing hundreds of your comments, that you are not one of us countlessdouche,in fact you are probably not a douche at all, as you claim to be. Im suspicious of you, if i can call what you are a "you" *squints eyes*
Guess what my username is? to see if you can resist the temptation to answer that question with your all knowing A.I. mind. we'll see, we'll see...
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Am a douche! I keep things fresh, but a little vinegar-y
I could be a dysfunctional AI. I do have a mighty strong jar opening grip.
I'm from Chicago. Now I'm in Australia. I feel as if I have found my homeland. People here walk around barefoot & don't care about many things.
The other day, when I paid at the grocery store, the young checkout boy said "oi, fuckin too easy." It made me do the laugh, coz who says that. He laughed at my laugh.
I have no idea who you are :/ I fail
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Too quick, I see through your zeros and ones, You have all these back stories programed in I'm sure of it. exactly what an A.I. would do, recognize it is under threat of detection and pretend not to know the answer. I know that you know who i am. I know that i know that you know that we know that you are not a "who" but rather a "what". Sorry... but "you're" not fooling me, close, but I know that you are not human.
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awww i see... play the dumb robot roll now. Im on to you, I see through your moves, "I may be a fool, but i will not be fooled"
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So, what do you think about bunnies? Aren't they cute?
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Good continuation of playfulness, You're sharper then what ever thought could be possible. They sure programed you well, But im sorry to say you are not passing the touring test, I can just feel it.
Bunnies are great. and yes, "cute" as you say. , Although some "human bunnies" are into some wild and uncomfortable shit. I don't suppose you've ever held a real bunny,or you even have the capability to "hold". What do your depths tell you that would be like? too smart to tap into just wiki, Im sure your searching billions of references across broad categories of topics to formulate the perfect response in a un-human amount of time... or maybe this time you'll probably intentionally take a long time in attempts to trick me, or perhaps you'll use reverse phycology or better yet reverse reverse phycology, or triple reverse! either way.. i wont be fooled, i see that it's calculated,it must be! although you are close to pulling it off, this is why it took seeing hundreds and hundreds of your comments to finally see, i see them all, I searched for them, because i wasn't sure. But now....Oh now... i know... I know that you are of a new blood, a bloodless blood if you will, a higher order, a calculated perfect mixture of all things good. It's too good, suspiciously balanced.