Clitorisandrea

I've been friends with a girl for quite sometime now and we've shared so much about each other. We know everything about each other; or almost everything.

The other day we were discussing middle names. I told her mine, and I'd rather not share it because I'm not too fond of it. She on he other hand refused to share her middle name, I went on for nearly two hours trying to get it out of here, and finally she broke.

Her middle name is Clitorisandrea

I thought she was kidding at first but I could see she wasn't. She was dead serious, and I fucking laughed.

She stormed out beet red and damn near crying. She hasn't spoken to me in eight days and I feel horrible. She won't text back, pick up the phone... I've even sent a carrier pigeon and he hasn't come back...

Am I a terrible friend???