I don't care who the actors are, but I do want Michael Bay to direct it... It would be the most hilarious thing ever.
Just imagine the opening shot of a military base somewhere, gratuitous camera shot of the American flag as soldiers are saluting, military vehicles driving by and two Black Widow helicopters fly overhead.
The man is a buff soldier, doing a Clint Eastwood angry face and the woman is covered in body oil, has massive breasts, but also thin glasses (cause she is also an intellectual) and is leaning over an engine (just an engine).
The man pulls out a pair of dog tags from his pocket, grips them very tightly and says something like "I thought I told you I never wanna see your ugly face around here again" and tears off his shirt and it catches fire.
The woman takes off her bra, doing a terminator stare at the camera and says "You were a bitch back in 'Nam, you're still a bitch now", dramatic music starts playing and an AC-130 in the background starts firing, Boom! Boom! Boom! Massive fire coming from the gunship. The man has "Ad Victoriam" tattooed on his dick and as he penetrates the woman, they both explode!
Linkin Park's What I've done starts playing as a flaming robot bursts through an aircraft carrier that's also on fire, fade to black.
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I don't care who the actors are, but I do want Michael Bay to direct it... It would be the most hilarious thing ever.
Just imagine the opening shot of a military base somewhere, gratuitous camera shot of the American flag as soldiers are saluting, military vehicles driving by and two Black Widow helicopters fly overhead.
The man is a buff soldier, doing a Clint Eastwood angry face and the woman is covered in body oil, has massive breasts, but also thin glasses (cause she is also an intellectual) and is leaning over an engine (just an engine).
The man pulls out a pair of dog tags from his pocket, grips them very tightly and says something like "I thought I told you I never wanna see your ugly face around here again" and tears off his shirt and it catches fire.
The woman takes off her bra, doing a terminator stare at the camera and says "You were a bitch back in 'Nam, you're still a bitch now", dramatic music starts playing and an AC-130 in the background starts firing, Boom! Boom! Boom! Massive fire coming from the gunship. The man has "Ad Victoriam" tattooed on his dick and as he penetrates the woman, they both explode!
Linkin Park's What I've done starts playing as a flaming robot bursts through an aircraft carrier that's also on fire, fade to black.
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I definitely just got off on that.
🤣🤣🤣