Choose 2 people for a porno

If you could choose any two people to star in a porno, who would it be?
It can be anyone, celebrities or people you know or whatever. You can't choose yourself.

Mine would probably be jess glynne and rihanna with a strapon

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Based on 22 votes (12 yes)
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  • megadriver

    I don't care who the actors are, but I do want Michael Bay to direct it... It would be the most hilarious thing ever.

    Just imagine the opening shot of a military base somewhere, gratuitous camera shot of the American flag as soldiers are saluting, military vehicles driving by and two Black Widow helicopters fly overhead.

    The man is a buff soldier, doing a Clint Eastwood angry face and the woman is covered in body oil, has massive breasts, but also thin glasses (cause she is also an intellectual) and is leaning over an engine (just an engine).

    The man pulls out a pair of dog tags from his pocket, grips them very tightly and says something like "I thought I told you I never wanna see your ugly face around here again" and tears off his shirt and it catches fire.

    The woman takes off her bra, doing a terminator stare at the camera and says "You were a bitch back in 'Nam, you're still a bitch now", dramatic music starts playing and an AC-130 in the background starts firing, Boom! Boom! Boom! Massive fire coming from the gunship. The man has "Ad Victoriam" tattooed on his dick and as he penetrates the woman, they both explode!

    Linkin Park's What I've done starts playing as a flaming robot bursts through an aircraft carrier that's also on fire, fade to black.

    Fin.

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    • litelander8

      I definitely just got off on that.

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    • Boojum

      🤣🤣🤣

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  • LornaMae

    d0esnormalmatter and ItDuz. Porn BAFTA for sure, not sure on the Oscar, though.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Damn I knew you liked me

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  • shuggy-chan

    Shrek is love

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Shrek is life.

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    • LornaMae

      Not if Donkey is in it. Then it's just unfair.

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      • Bazinga

        You're sexy. I pick you.

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        • LornaMae

          Oh no!!! Please don't!!!

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          • lordofopinions

            Lol!

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          • Bazinga

            Not me! The rules say I can't pick myself anyway. You get to choose a hot guy for your partner. Who do you want?

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            • LornaMae

              No one, it's gonna have to be a midnight solo! Hahaha

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  • roombaman

    Danny Devito and Greta Thunberg

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  • Nikclaire

    Ok. After much deep soul searching I have come up with A.J Cook and Vanessa Ferlito in a wild lesbian free for all with rimming and pee play 😂👅

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  • litelander8

    Just Christian Bale jerking off would suffice.

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  • Nikclaire

    If I can't choose myself I refuse to play.

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  • Zeus804

    Joesph Gordon Levitt and any hot smooth asian guy! ❤️

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  • Mcochik

    Celebrities cardi b and nicki Minaj .. nicki just plop that ass down on my dick and cardi spread her ass and ride my Face Id be done in a minute... people I know either my girl and her mom always been a fantasy of mine or a girl I went to school with her sister and her mom the 3 of them look like sisters and the mom is the hottest one.

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    • https://www.xvideos.com/video24433305/bubble_butt_ebony_lesbians_fuck_with_strap_on

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    • https://www.xvideos.com/video140024/aurora_jolie

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      • Mcochik

        Thank you for that lol .. was just about to rub one out and then got your notification don’t need to search for a video now😂 .. the things I’d do to see the real nicki and cardi fuck each other

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  • einexile

    Merle Oberon and the nameless blonde girl from any Gil Elvgren cartoon, and also me with tits and a pussy. You did mean two at a time, I assume. Who's going to operate the camera?

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  • Bass

    Ariel Winters and Yara Shahidi.
    Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry.
    Sofia Richie and Kate Perry.
    Madison Pettis and Natalie Portman.

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  • James928w

    I’ll take Dakota and Elle Fanning.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Russell Brand and Noel from the Great British Bake Off- they have more chemistry than 95% of TV couples.

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  • LloydAsher

    Trump and russian prostitutes... I'm a trump supporter but I'm curious if such a thing exists.

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  • geek_god_101

    Justine Joli and Anastasia Pierce. Attractive redhead and a latex Goddess. ^_^

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    It would definitely be people I know from real life, like the women I work with or my old teachers. That's a boring answer for all you though so if it had to be famous people then just off the top of my head I'd pick Emma Watson and Helen Mirren.

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    • Mcochik

      Good call with the teachers didn’t even think of that I had one teacher in 7th grade she wasn’t even that hot just a typical mom but she had massive tits and never wore bras hardest nipples ever then she wore skin tight pants with big full back underwear that was always in a wedgie panty lines were clear as day with heels to top it off I fantasize about her to this day

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      • My English teacher was this like 35 year old milf with big tits. She always wore low cut tops and like black lace bras. Also my Spanish teacher was sexy as fuck, one time she was wearing like a really loose top with no bra and she bent down and I saw her nipple.

        One time this girl in my class, who was like the hottest in our school, sat down across from me and opened her legs wide and I saw up her skirt, she was wearing little white panties with red dots, the shape of her pussy was clearly visible through them. I instantly got a boner and went to the bathroom and busted one out

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    • There are some girls I went to school with that I still think about 10 years later eho I'd probably pick

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  • JustJazzin

    Me and Silvia Saige cause I love milfs lmao

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  • farkelu

    I'd like to see Coco and some ordinary guy

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  • Mammal-lover

    Curious bunny and marmaduke or scooby doo. I'd watch that shit.

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    • Isn't Scooby doo a cartoon?

      Hell if we are going for cartoons too if totally watch Sammy Lawrence and the Ink Demon go at it like ravenous beasts!

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      • Fugazi,again

        If we're going for cartoons I'd pick Francine Smith and Leela from Futurama

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      • Mammal-lover

        Scooby doo is a cartoon character yes. Technically they never said we cant use cartoon characters!

        So I looked them up and yea they seem um scary. I can picture there sex being um bloody

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Weirdguyfromthesouth and RoseIsablla

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