Chocolate makes me hard

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Everytime I eat Chocolate I get really hard for a couple of hours is that normal I try not to eat it often to avoid that from happening I find it odd.

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Based on 25 votes (9 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I know, right? Where's the chocolate?

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Congrats. Eating cheap chocolate only makes me fat, although the really good stuff makes me feel like I have a hangover the next day.

    Chocolate is known to increase the production of endorphins - the feel-good hormone - so maybe that's responsible for the effect you've noticed.

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  • BlindSpot
    5 years ago

    Look who won't need Viagra any time soon! Putting the pharmaceutical companies outta business...you sly Dog you!

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  • Columbusbiguy
    5 years ago

    Yes. It happens to everyone, we just dont like to talk about it. Kind of like jerking off. Shhhhhhh....

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    • CuriousFruit
      5 years ago

      Amen.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Red Onions make me hard.

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    • nikkiclaire
      5 years ago

      Red onions on pizza with green peppers and lotsa meats yummy 😄

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    • Columbusbiguy
      5 years ago

      Core out the middle of a red onion and masturbate with it, it is awesome.

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