But seriously, OP...if it's that big of a deal, then just start pooping right before showers. The running water will cover up the pooping sounds, and by the time your done, the bathroom will smell more like soap and shampoo, rather than poopoo.
But theeeeeen, picture this - bf gets horny, thinks of hot gf showering, and decides to surprise-join her. She'd just die! WITH POOP ON HER BUTTHOLE!!! No, no! bad, bad advice!
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If you're really concerned about the noise, you can put some toilet paper into the toilet first to reduce the splashing.
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Or run the faucet. IF I POOPED, and I'm not copping to such vicious allegations, that is what I would do to cover up the soundtrack.
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Wouldn't it be odd to hear the faucet turn on before the toilet flushes, though?
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I guess I give terrible stealth pooping advice.
But seriously, OP...if it's that big of a deal, then just start pooping right before showers. The running water will cover up the pooping sounds, and by the time your done, the bathroom will smell more like soap and shampoo, rather than poopoo.
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But theeeeeen, picture this - bf gets horny, thinks of hot gf showering, and decides to surprise-join her. She'd just die! WITH POOP ON HER BUTTHOLE!!! No, no! bad, bad advice!
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That would be traumatizing! The bathroom door doesn't even lock so I couldn't do that.
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That's when my husband goes, right before a shower.
SEE? SEE??? Said it was bad advice! Sadly, sounds like the backyard really is your best bet. Sorry :(